NNU 

Northwest Nazarene University. A liberal Arts University located in the wasteland of Nampa Idaho. It's like an oasis in the middle of a scorching desert full of hot men with fat schlongs. Most of the dudes are into that kinky purity stuff and have abs of tempered steel. Attractive women are encouraged to apply but should be prepared to endure 4 years of daily temptation with no chance of relief... because Nazarenes know that sex leads to dancing.

Girl 1: Who is that hunk with the amazing core??
Girl 2: I think he goes to NNU...
Girl 1: *Sigh* Never mind he is so out of my league...

NNU by King 0f Nipplez October 10, 2013

NNU-Northwest Nazarene University 

A school that we are told exists, but in reality doesn't. This is because the members of NNU are fake. Assholes. Dicks. Close-minded, illogical, republican, conservative, homophobes.

JESUS WAS PERFECT! SMOKERS SUCK!

After I went to NNU-Northwest Nazarene University, I had to wipe three layers of slime off of my clothes.

NNU-Northwest Nazarene University by flyinggiraffe3 April 5, 2009

Nnuh?

Word used to symbolise ones lack of understanding towards a subject.

Josh: You got that new game from that advert?

Dan: nnuh?

Nnuh? by Joshua Tettingston April 11, 2007

e-nnuendo

The act of making innuendo or other witty flirtatious sexual banter via text on the internet. Without body language, this text, email, or messenger banter can be very easily misconstrued by the recipient making E-nnuendo a confusing and sometimes dangerous thing.

I invited my friend's girlfriend to the BBQ and said I would slip her my big hot juicy sausage... now the boyfriend wants to beat me up.
Some people just don't get E-nnuendo.

e-nnuendo by Mensa_dventure July 5, 2007

nnud

a 300 pound fat kid whos breath smells like colon joe

holy shit! your breath smells like nnud

nnud by Alan April 22, 2005

NNUTS 

Stands for "nothing new under the sun". The phrase comes from the Good Book of Old Stories (Ecclesiastes 1:9-14 NIV for those who care). So it means same old shit, basically.

On Twitter: @fancypants NNUTS dude, your football team can't win shit

NNUTS by randomizer2 April 13, 2011

nnud

fat kid who has bad breath who throws good parties who paintballs and copies evrything brent does

your breath smells like nnuds

nnud by Brent April 21, 2005