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NEEWHAM

NEEWHAM is a random word made to throw people off in mid-conversation. It has no real definition, though in some cases can be used as a battle cry meaning, "I'm going to rape every single one of you and rip off your fingers and cram them down your throat. then i'm going to take off your leg and shuv it straight up your ass. I'l nail one of your balls to the ceiling and one to the wall and make you dance on a hot bed of nails while singing 'twinkle, twinkle, little star' as i whip you with your own intestines and make you bleed out of your eyes."
"NEEWHAM!"
by be.conspicuous. August 21, 2009
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Mr newham

Pedofilic man with a lovely cupboard where he cucks many kids
Mr newham gave me a good sucking
by Iyus November 27, 2018
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newham

A shit hole in East London famous for 13 year old mum's, drugs and guns as well as trap niggas and youts on stolen Peds spraying acid in people's faces.
Koko: Yo fam u wanna go Newham?
Josh: Not unless u wanna get shanked, shot and have your face melted off!
by E1345 August 23, 2017
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Needham

Needham is a town southwest of Boston with about 1 bank per household. Its teenage population consists of mostly burnouts, rich chicks and jocks. Needham is so boring that the cops don't have anything better to put in the police blotter than "Baked Goods Mistaken For Weapons" and "Truck Backs Into Gift Shop."
Needham does have crazy parties, though.
by needhamite December 28, 2005
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Needham

something you say when someone sneezes or coughs.
*sitting in class*
"achhoooo"
"needham"
by alabasken braxsen jr November 23, 2011
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Needham

A town in where all people fit into three categories and most of the population is white and rich:
1) stoners and druggies
2) JAPs and jocks
3) stuck up rich kids who think they are cool but then get out and realize juicy can't help them there.

Needham is also known as Weedham.
"let's go to needham to get some stuff"
by a needhamite May 13, 2005
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Needham

Needham is a town that many people judge because it is overall a wealthy town. The stereotypes that everyone is a jock, stoner, or popular jew name only some kids. Overall there are a lot of really chill people who understand their privilege and are totally open to meeting new people and experiencing new things. Every town has the rich bitches and the jocks not just needham. Anyone who says we have a bunch of douchebag jocks is just jealous because Needham is great at sports and has an intense sense of school pride because we pretty much own everyone. Everyone smokes weed everywhere and Needham is just an extension of that. Everyone just chills at McDonalds drunk and high on the weekends. Every bad definition of Needham comes from someone from wellesley because they are our rivals. Haters will hate.
Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Needham
Person 1: Oh Damn thats pretty chill.
by realtalk1235 December 3, 2011
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