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the holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. Often paired with large, flappy labia known as "Beef Curtains." The appearance of the Cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.
Lauren's cupboard smelled like an octopus and resembled a bearded axe wound.
by Bob B Saget August 12, 2006
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Damn that was a steezy ass kickflip son!
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R Kelly's next destination after finally getting out of the closet. A place that depicts having no escape and or freedom!
Geoffrey is in the cupboard.

No one wants to talk with a person with such a name.
by loser mini-muffin July 09, 2009
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a good hiding place and/or where americans go when a school shooter comes
guy 1: wow is jo still in that cupboard?
guy 2: yeah, joe is keeping her in there until the game is over
by amberlovesmrparkin May 05, 2019
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Used as a reference towards young or underage girls that are aesthetically pleasing.
While at work the other day, we heard Martin shout "CUPBOARD", we turned to see a group of girls walking through the meat aisle. They're underage Martin, i said.
Yes but a few years in the cupboard will see them fit for consumption.
by Clyde Frog May 29, 2005
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