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on NASA shit 

Description of a +11/10. Commonly, you may hear the phrase "she's a rocket" for especially attractive women. Above that, it's the whole department, NASA. A girl so hot that she's is not only a rocket but shes a rocket in space, leagues above.
Camp Counselor #1: Her mom is a total rocket, great bod.

Camp Counselor #2: Yeah no shit, her mom is on NASA shit. Tits outta this world.

the NASA scale 

just like a NASA launch, counting down from 1 to 10 while watching the ladies. from a distance she looks hot (a 10,) but by the time she's right in front of you she turns out to be glass-shatteringly ugly (a 1.)
dan and stan are walking down main street when they see a woman at the other end of the block walking towards them-
dan: dude! check her out, she's a 10!!
stan: nah, maybe a nine.
dan: yeah, she's kind of fat. make her an 8.
stan: and her nose looks like an eggplant. 7.
dan: gross! she's got a huge booger, too! 6.
stan: and a better mustache than either of us. 5.
dan: look at her hat-she's got no hair! 4.
stan: except for her legs. 3.
dan: you could open a bottle of beer with the gap between her front teeth! 2.
stan: and she's cross-eyed to boot! 1.
both: ah, houston, we've got a problem-ABORT! ABORT!
dan: thank god for the NASA scale!
the NASA scale by earpuller November 22, 2010

mexican nasa special 

The sexual act of having your partner upside down then putting sour cream, onions, cheese and any other toppings for typical mexican food in and around her vagina. then having her take a shit and then forcing her to eat the mixture on a chip.
Me and my girlfriend gave eachother a mexican nasa special.

Nasa shirt 

A short sleeve button up shirt.
Often worn by the engineers at NASA, who work in Florida and Texas.
Hey man, I love your NASA shirt!
Nasa shirt by Psuluver555 October 31, 2019

NASA space program

The reason the war on porn doesn't work. I'm not schizophrenic and I release the lifetime documents for Kaelen Cody William Granger to disprove.
The NASA space program militarized for a reason
NASA space program by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

nasa.sheko.13 

This guy loves feet pics and smokes cigarettes, did i mention he has massive puh, he also likes coffee and cats.
nasa.sheko.13 likes touching lavanii's puh
nasa.sheko.13 by UncleDigBickRandy September 26, 2025