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on NASA shit 

Description of a +11/10. Commonly, you may hear the phrase "she's a rocket" for especially attractive women. Above that, it's the whole department, NASA. A girl so hot that she's is not only a rocket but shes a rocket in space, leagues above.
Camp Counselor #1: Her mom is a total rocket, great bod.

Camp Counselor #2: Yeah no shit, her mom is on NASA shit. Tits outta this world.

the NASA scale 

just like a NASA launch, counting down from 1 to 10 while watching the ladies. from a distance she looks hot (a 10,) but by the time she's right in front of you she turns out to be glass-shatteringly ugly (a 1.)
dan and stan are walking down main street when they see a woman at the other end of the block walking towards them-
dan: dude! check her out, she's a 10!!
stan: nah, maybe a nine.
dan: yeah, she's kind of fat. make her an 8.
stan: and her nose looks like an eggplant. 7.
dan: gross! she's got a huge booger, too! 6.
stan: and a better mustache than either of us. 5.
dan: look at her hat-she's got no hair! 4.
stan: except for her legs. 3.
dan: you could open a bottle of beer with the gap between her front teeth! 2.
stan: and she's cross-eyed to boot! 1.
both: ah, houston, we've got a problem-ABORT! ABORT!
dan: thank god for the NASA scale!
the NASA scale by earpuller November 22, 2010

mexican nasa special 

The sexual act of having your partner upside down then putting sour cream, onions, cheese and any other toppings for typical mexican food in and around her vagina. then having her take a shit and then forcing her to eat the mixture on a chip.
Me and my girlfriend gave eachother a mexican nasa special.

Nasa shirt 

A short sleeve button up shirt.
Often worn by the engineers at NASA, who work in Florida and Texas.
Hey man, I love your NASA shirt!
Nasa shirt by Psuluver555 October 31, 2019

NASA space program

The reason the war on porn doesn't work. I'm not schizophrenic and I release the lifetime documents for Kaelen Cody William Granger to disprove.
The NASA space program militarized for a reason
NASA space program by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

nasa.sheko.13 

This guy loves feet pics and smokes cigarettes, did i mention he has massive puh, he also likes coffee and cats.
nasa.sheko.13 likes touching lavanii's puh
nasa.sheko.13 by UncleDigBickRandy September 26, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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