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you know you are Serbian when...
1. you are strangely taller than all your friends

2.you know that you are misunderstood by like the entire world

3. You say opa when you really mean to say yay

4. You can write in two different ways

5. you are the only person on the entire planet that suffers from the epidemic called "promaja"...a.k.a extreme wind paranoia

6. u go swimming in rivers that your American friends call gross or unswimmable...but you do it anyway cus thats how you roll

7.your best friend is a Russian

8. you are strangely attracted to boys that can kolo or boys that can "break"

9. your checkbones are wider than everyone elses

10.you hang out with your Greek friend nd attack suspicous Turkish-looking people from across the street with your squirt gun

11. If you laugh at your own hilarious jokes that noone else gets

12. you go to Finland and people think that you are African

13. Ana Ivanovic is your idol

14. futbol means war

15. you think its strange that your Croation nighbors say bog (god) as a greeting

16. your parents say your gonna "die" if you dont go to a good school

17. you are nocturnal

18. you kiss more than an Italian

19. When you always have to compare prices with everything at the store.

20. you know where to go for a fun,hot and CHEAP night life that wouldnt make you broke

21. you can shake "sta toja mama gave ya"

22. you can make a pita

23. you have an urge to help out people who have never skiied before

24. you invite your two friends over and cook enough food for an entire army...then when you serve them food and they say its enough you quickly give them more and say "ohh just a little bit more!"

25. you know how to "feed" your guests

26. you are always carpooling or inviting guests over when they dont know where to go

27. you can never get lost even if they put u in a village in the center of Romania

28. you know the real way to spell "Belgrade"

29. When you use your entire wage to buy something for someone who invited you for lunch

30. when people ask "do you know that guy with the accordian?"

31. when "its your way or the highway"

32. If you own a frula

34. you go to the beach and you end up flashing everyone at the end...

33. if you have a beach house in montenegro

34. the boys dont neccessarily know what exactly you are but they cant stop staring...

35. when your friends joke about drinking alcohol you say "OK!!!"...but you really mean it...

36. When you jump on people and they yell "im getting mobbed by a Serbian" even though that usually wouldnt happen...

37.If you are the only white person on the court that can play basketball

38. Ako razumes sta kasem!
by sheknowswhatshesdoing March 09, 2008
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The coolest people ever. They make the best beer and food. And the best at Sports. (even more than Russia) Every other country that surrounds them steals their culture and blames them for everything. (They are all just jealous.)
That Serbian man can kick your scrawny Polish ass.
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Serbians are mostly all very tall and skinny.
But also like to eat our meats :P

They are very proud of thier country

Also mostly all there last names end with- vic
"Whoah You tall !"
" Yea i know Im Serbian "
by AnnaSerbian July 10, 2008
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Serbians = the most beautiful people on earth. albanians and croats hatin..bitches plz u wish u were serb!
Serbians are gods.
Serbians are hot.
Serbians kick ass.
by SerbianSweetie August 08, 2004
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The greatest and most superior race on the face if this planet Earth.

Ways To Identify a Serbian:
1) They LOVE their country.
2) Kosovo je SRBIJA.
3) They have the biggest sandwiches at school.
4) They love their baba.
5) Cevapi.
6) THEYRE NOT A VEGETARIAN.
Joe: Yo, that new dude, Djordje, must be Serbian.
Mike: Why do you say that?
Joe: Look at the size of his sandwich!
Djordje: KOSOVO JE SRBIJA!
by TheCoolSerbian April 20, 2008
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The best type of people on this whole planet
Srbija do Tokija! jebes ameriku
Wow look at that sexy Serbian chick over there damn she's hot.Ya man all Serbian women are hot.Serbians are so cool.
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