N.I.L.F., or simply "nilf", is the abbreviation for "nun I'd like to fuck." In other words, it is a woman ordained in the sacrament of Holy Orders that one desires to engage in sexual intercourse with.
You're probably quite strange if you think a nun is a N.I.L.F., but I'm not judging.
You're probably quite strange if you think a nun is a N.I.L.F., but I'm not judging.
"I only go to church so I can see that N.I.L.F. in the back row praying the rosary."
Guy A: "Oh man she is such a NILF!"
Guy B: "...That's just wrong..."
Guy A: "Oh man she is such a NILF!"
Guy B: "...That's just wrong..."
by the urban dick. February 11, 2010
Person 1: Have you seen Amy? She is in the library all the time.
Person 2: Who is she?
Person 1: She is a N.I.L.F.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1:It's a nerd I'd like to fuck.
Person 2: Go get her number then.
Person 2: Who is she?
Person 1: She is a N.I.L.F.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1:It's a nerd I'd like to fuck.
Person 2: Go get her number then.
by May as well December 13, 2017