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Nerd I'd like to fuck.
Person 1: Have you seen Amy? She is in the library all the time.
Person 2: Who is she?
Person 1: She is a N.I.L.F.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1:It's a nerd I'd like to fuck.

Person 2: Go get her number then.
N.I.L.F by May as well December 13, 2017
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N.I.L.F. 

N.I.L.F., or simply "nilf", is the abbreviation for "nun I'd like to fuck." In other words, it is a woman ordained in the sacrament of Holy Orders that one desires to engage in sexual intercourse with.
You're probably quite strange if you think a nun is a N.I.L.F., but I'm not judging.
"I only go to church so I can see that N.I.L.F. in the back row praying the rosary."

Guy A: "Oh man she is such a NILF!"
Guy B: "...That's just wrong..."
N.I.L.F. by the urban dick. February 11, 2010

f.l.i.n.t. 

Acronym for females*, lesbians*, intersexuals*, non-binaries*, trans people*

Cis men* are strictly not welcome on flint-events so it is a meeting of sexist women dressed up with a liberal, enlightened sounding title.
A transwoman to another:
"Let's meet at the the f.l.i.n.t.-bar tonight, drink some beer and get told that we aren't REAL women by some cis women."
f.l.i.n.t. by brenda1204 April 13, 2019

a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f.

Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake
Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*

i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t 

i actually like you but i am not sure if you feel the same way about me tho
Hey I just wanted to tell you that i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t

F.I.N.A.L.S. 

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit; often used by college students during finals week.
student: "I have F.I.N.A.L.S. this week so Im stressing out and studying/learning everything"
F.I.N.A.L.S. by Steveso1 December 17, 2006

F.I.N.A.L.S. 

An acronym for the phrase " Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit"

Often said after seeing your grade on a final cumulative test after a whole semester was "D" or below.
Dennis: "Dude? Why are you crying?"

Eric: "I just fucked up on my health finals."

Dennis: "Wow you suck ass man, senior year and you still haven't passed that easy freshman shit???"

Eric: "F.I.N.A.L.S."

Dennis: *sighs and shakes head* "Tard."
F.I.N.A.L.S. by Phreshiee December 23, 2009
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