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N.I.L.F

Person 1: Have you seen Amy? She is in the library all the time.
Person 2: Who is she?
Person 1: She is a N.I.L.F.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1:It's a nerd I'd like to fuck.

Person 2: Go get her number then.
by May as well December 13, 2017
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N.I.L.F.

N.I.L.F., or simply "nilf", is the abbreviation for "nun I'd like to fuck." In other words, it is a woman ordained in the sacrament of Holy Orders that one desires to engage in sexual intercourse with.
You're probably quite strange if you think a nun is a N.I.L.F., but I'm not judging.
"I only go to church so I can see that N.I.L.F. in the back row praying the rosary."

Guy A: "Oh man she is such a NILF!"
Guy B: "...That's just wrong..."
by the urban dick. February 11, 2010
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f.l.i.n.t.

Acronym for females*, lesbians*, intersexuals*, non-binaries*, trans people*

Cis men* are strictly not welcome on flint-events so it is a meeting of sexist women dressed up with a liberal, enlightened sounding title.
A transwoman to another:
"Let's meet at the the f.l.i.n.t.-bar tonight, drink some beer and get told that we aren't REAL women by some cis women."
by brenda1204 April 13, 2019
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Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake
Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*
by XYungeloest July 11, 2021
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i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t

i actually like you but i am not sure if you feel the same way about me tho
Hey I just wanted to tell you that i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t
by DancingUnicornSquad August 11, 2020
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F.I.N.A.L.S.

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit; often used by college students during finals week.
student: "I have F.I.N.A.L.S. this week so Im stressing out and studying/learning everything"
by Steveso1 December 17, 2006
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F.I.N.A.L.S.

An acronym for the phrase " Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit"

Often said after seeing your grade on a final cumulative test after a whole semester was "D" or below.
Dennis: "Dude? Why are you crying?"

Eric: "I just fucked up on my health finals."

Dennis: "Wow you suck ass man, senior year and you still haven't passed that easy freshman shit???"

Eric: "F.I.N.A.L.S."

Dennis: *sighs and shakes head* "Tard."
by Phreshiee December 23, 2009
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