2 definitions by the urban dick.
N.I.L.F., or simply "nilf", is the abbreviation for "nun I'd like to fuck." In other words, it is a woman ordained in the sacrament of Holy Orders that one desires to engage in sexual intercourse with.
You're probably quite strange if you think a nun is a N.I.L.F., but I'm not judging.
You're probably quite strange if you think a nun is a N.I.L.F., but I'm not judging.
"I only go to church so I can see that N.I.L.F. in the back row praying the rosary."
Guy A: "Oh man she is such a NILF!"
Guy B: "...That's just wrong..."
Guy A: "Oh man she is such a NILF!"
Guy B: "...That's just wrong..."
by the urban dick. February 11, 2010
Person A: Hey what's that in the corner?
Person B: Dude, don't look! That's my jizzbin!
Person A: Gross, man. Clean that up or else I'm not gonna hang in your room anymore.
Jizzbin: Hey what's up?
Person: Yo Jizzbin!
Person B: Dude, don't look! That's my jizzbin!
Person A: Gross, man. Clean that up or else I'm not gonna hang in your room anymore.
Jizzbin: Hey what's up?
Person: Yo Jizzbin!
by the urban dick. February 7, 2010