2 definitions by May as well
Person 1: Have you seen Amy? She is in the library all the time.
Person 2: Who is she?
Person 1: She is a N.I.L.F.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1:It's a nerd I'd like to fuck.
Person 2: Go get her number then.
Person 2: Who is she?
Person 1: She is a N.I.L.F.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1:It's a nerd I'd like to fuck.
Person 2: Go get her number then.
by May as well December 13, 2017
The new wave word to use in place of "facts." When something is agreeable or worthy of interjecting the fact that an opinion is comon; one should refrain from the use of "true" or "facts", but instead dapperly make use of the word "factoids." It is a highly fresh piece of lingo, therefore it should only be used by the most clean in society.
Person one~"Yo, Kim K and Niki really have the biggest fatties!"
Person two~"FACTOIDS!!!! I would smash any day"
Person two~"FACTOIDS!!!! I would smash any day"
by May as well March 16, 2017