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Myrkvi is a bitch who always has a micropenis
Wow when did you become a Myrkvi
Myrkvi by Shoelacesuckmyassnoober October 16, 2019
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murkville 

1. A specific area or region particularly renowned for its street crime, murder rate, and overall violence.

2. The condition resulting from being murdered or brutally stabbed/shot/beaten

3. The afterlife, where a street nigga goes when he dies from being stabbed/shot/beaten
1. Steve: "Aiyo did you hear about the drive-by in the 9th Street p-jects yesterday?!"

Geno: "Them niggas is ghetto, thats Murkville!!"

2. Steve: "Mike got mugged today son, homey's in the ICU right now"

Geno: "Snaaap nigga, dude got a one-way ticket to murkville!!!"

3. Steve: "Cain't believe its been a year since my boy Crooked Mike got bagged up by those Crips"

Geno: "No doubt nigga...RIP Mike, that nigga's drinkin a 40 and puffin a blunt right now in Murkville wit a big-tittied slut on his lap"

Markville 

Markville is a predominantly Asian school in the middle of Markham. The school is infamous for their large Asian student base.
Russell: Wait why am I in China
Gorilla: you aren't this is Markville you're new school
Markville by Clearance Gorilla September 17, 2017
He is a guy who will do any thing to keep the people he loves happy. He is a amazing boyfriend. He is funny. And very cute. And you will love his voice. He is the most sweetest person.
how is markvin so perfect
Markvin by Naudia alece August 16, 2018

Markville mall 

Markville mall used to be the shut when U were in grade 7 but now it’s home to old Asians and mss students w fake yeezys. If u are over the age of 15 and are bored and decide to go there I suggest getting ur head examined bc the only thing u can do there is play with the phones at the apple store or try to find a seat at the food court.
Ling ling: hey, wanna go to markville mall?

Chang: no thanks, I have functioning brain cells
Markville mall by Bignutsmcgee69 April 29, 2019

Murkvillage

A town in between T Dot and PB City where you're likely to get:
1. fucked
2. fucked up
3. fucked over
4. the fuck out. This ain't your town!
1. That ho from Murkvillage was so skeez i fucked her before i got her number.
2. That shit from Murkvillage got me so fucked up.
3. They took my money, and they're still not back. I probably got fucked over.
4. Those fags from Warwick should've got the fuck out, when they had the chance. Instead they got themselves fucked over and landed two in the hospital and 1 in ICU.

p.s. thanks 4 the O.
Murkvillage by C Note & Pippy July 24, 2008
a croatian way to say carrot, it sounds cute, you can curse leisurely with no one being mad
A, tristo mu mrkvica!
Mrkvica by mytracktorissodamnhot December 4, 2018
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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