2 definitions by Shoelacesuckmyassnoober

Myrkvi is a bitch who always has a micropenis
Wow when did you become a Myrkvi
by Shoelacesuckmyassnoober October 16, 2019
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December is national handjob month because then no nut november is over and boys should get to enjoy their December
Hey baby its December which is national handjob month so get down there
by Shoelacesuckmyassnoober November 6, 2019
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