Shoelacesuckmyassnoober's definitions

December

December is national handjob month because then no nut november is over and boys should get to enjoy their December

Hey baby its December which is national handjob month so get down there

by Shoelacesuckmyassnoober November 6, 2019

Myrkvi

Myrkvi is a bitch who always has a micropenis

Wow when did you become a Myrkvi

by Shoelacesuckmyassnoober October 16, 2019