tristo

someone who will turn into one of your bestfriends. he will always make you laugh. he’s really cute and funny. And will always brings you up when you’re down

person1: did you know tristo?
person2: yeah he helps me when i’m down

by morgo masters July 2, 2018

tristo

three hundread (in Slovenian)

Imate lahko tristo piv
You get three hundreads of beers

by Jehudas March 27, 2018

tristo kosmatih medvedov

Slovenian word for "Three hundred hairy bears" which is one of the most cruel Slovenian curses. Can also be used without word "medvedov (bears)"

Tristo kosmatih medvedov, kaj si naredil!? = Three hundred hairy bears what have you done!?
*se spotakne in pade* Tristo kosmatih medvedov! = *Trips over and falls* Three hundred hairy bears!
Tristo kosmatih si neumen! = Three hundred hairy you're stupid!
Tristo kosmatih medvedov you are such a looser!

by tilenshizzle November 20, 2013

Upstream Tristo

The words Upstream Tristo typically describes someone's penis to be microscopic and physically cannot grow any bigger then 1 Nanometer in length.

Person 1: Omg Jenifer said that when Tristan took off his clothes just before they were about to have sex, she couldn't see his penis! She even held a magnifying glass to it and still couldn't see his penis. It was an Upstream Tristo size!
Person 2: What a fucking loser!

by John Wock April 9, 2022

Trist

A private group rendezvous or social gathering

My friend and I attended a trist last Friday.

by RubieRose December 27, 2016

Trastopy

The use of a "science" without a knowledge of the One and Only God.

People that try to explain the Big Bang theory with science are actually using trastopy.

by ** The Truth ** September 26, 2012

tristan alligaen

A pedophile that has a kink for shit.

Timmy, stay away from that tristan alligaen!

by engrish doctor December 8, 2017