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malörtion 

1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.
Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.
malörtion by picc285 April 14, 2019
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