1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.

Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.

malörtion by picc285 April 14, 2019

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Mylor • Mylordick • my lord • my lordz • "That, my lord is what she bespoke". • mylo • malorie • milorad • myloverasahi • Malori

Lil Myloh

Myloh (Landon Plank), is a 14 Year Old Rapper that raps about Depression & Women. Myloh was born in Warner Robins, Georgia. Myloh started music at age 11 and is now making his music better with his personal, home studio.

Lil Myloh is 14 years old.

Lil Myloh by myloh November 19, 2019

Mylon

Warm, funny,witty, charming, intelligent, mischievous, handsome, incredibly artistic and creative, Mylon's also have a flair for the dramatic, along with a dark side you really dont want to bring out. A Mylon will forgive wrongdoing, but may never forget it. Overall, a Mylon is an amazing, incredible, desirable thing to have. Just keep it away from negativity and remember that Mylons like to be loved on a lot. A Mylon usually has a great sense of humor and a great smile!

Girl: Mommy, when I grow up, I want a to marry a Mylon and live in a castle.

Mom: Honey, that's great. Just remember, Mylons need a lot of care and you can't throw water on them or they turn mean! In other words, don't make him sad or angry and you will have a great life.

Mylon by ChristyLynn75201 September 29, 2011

Lil Myloh

Lil Myloh is a rapper from Warner Robins, GA. He is signed to ASDH Records which is a local record label. Follow @lilmyloh on Instagram.

Lil Myloh is a rapper.

Lil Myloh by LuvShakira2x April 5, 2020

Maylor

The secret sexual relationship between Queen guitarist Brian May and drummer Roger Taylor. But it's not much of a secret.

Some dude, "Roger and Brian are awfully close together." Some chick, "Yes, they're showing their Maylor love."

Maylor by Queenie101 July 24, 2011

Mulorca

A twist on Mufasahaha to make it sound even more retarded.

Guy 1: Mufasahaha
Guy 2: haha Mulorca
Gay 1: I am homosex
Guy 2: Poorlorca, I am dissapoint

Mulorca by MrMasticater June 22, 2011

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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