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byfacebookers

A person who is present at an event without participating in it - like bystanders - but on facebook.
Person 1: "Do you really think i'm the sort of person to be sympathetic to whining angsty teenagers?"

Person 2: "Nah. We're some of the lucky/awesome few, I say *glares at byfacebookers*"
byfacebookers by softpearsftw September 5, 2009

Sit on my Facebook 

Phrase/term: the act of becoming a "Friend" or "Fan" of a person or entity on Facebook. A invitation/phrase used by Jib Slice to invite new Friends to his Facebook page.
Dude, become my "Friend" and I'll let ya sit on my Facebook.

myspacebook 

A term used to combine "myspace" and "facebook", enabling the speaker to refer to both social networking sites at once.
Jerry: Hey man, can I use your laptop?
Bill: What for?
Jerry: I need to check my myspacebook for a minute.
myspacebook by jgrizzXcore December 21, 2007

Turn my FaceBook the other way 

The act of constantly ignoring a "friend" request on facebook or other social networking sites. It can also be used when ignoring various requests by existing friends to add applications, join groups, support causes, accept kisses, hugs, or penis tugs.
Cathy my high school 'girlfriend' keeps sending me friend requests, but I just turn my facebook the other way.

Will you stop sending me those 'support the polar bears' cause requests!! Jeez, you know I will only turn my facebook the other way.

Myspacebook 

Where pedophiles go when they die.
Johnny: where do pedophiles go when they die?
Steve: :( Myspacebook...Johnny.
Johnny:....

In my Facebook 

A variation of the expression, "In my book," usually used to show you have no prejudice.
Tommy: Dude, Billy came out the closet!! That's gross man! I can't believe it!
Jake: Yeah I heard. but he's still a good guy, though. I saw him walk an old woman across the street the other day. So he's still cool in my Facebook.
In my Facebook by Galderamos December 30, 2011