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byfacebookers

A person who is present at an event without participating in it - like bystanders - but on facebook.
Person 1: "Do you really think i'm the sort of person to be sympathetic to whining angsty teenagers?"

Person 2: "Nah. We're some of the lucky/awesome few, I say *glares at byfacebookers*"
byfacebookers by softpearsftw September 5, 2009

Sit on my Facebook 

Phrase/term: the act of becoming a "Friend" or "Fan" of a person or entity on Facebook. A invitation/phrase used by Jib Slice to invite new Friends to his Facebook page.
Dude, become my "Friend" and I'll let ya sit on my Facebook.

myspacebook 

A term used to combine "myspace" and "facebook", enabling the speaker to refer to both social networking sites at once.
Jerry: Hey man, can I use your laptop?
Bill: What for?
Jerry: I need to check my myspacebook for a minute.
myspacebook by jgrizzXcore December 21, 2007

Turn my FaceBook the other way 

The act of constantly ignoring a "friend" request on facebook or other social networking sites. It can also be used when ignoring various requests by existing friends to add applications, join groups, support causes, accept kisses, hugs, or penis tugs.
Cathy my high school 'girlfriend' keeps sending me friend requests, but I just turn my facebook the other way.

Will you stop sending me those 'support the polar bears' cause requests!! Jeez, you know I will only turn my facebook the other way.

Myspacebook 

Where pedophiles go when they die.
Johnny: where do pedophiles go when they die?
Steve: :( Myspacebook...Johnny.
Johnny:....

In my Facebook 

A variation of the expression, "In my book," usually used to show you have no prejudice.
Tommy: Dude, Billy came out the closet!! That's gross man! I can't believe it!
Jake: Yeah I heard. but he's still a good guy, though. I saw him walk an old woman across the street the other day. So he's still cool in my Facebook.
In my Facebook by Galderamos December 30, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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