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Definitions by Wanterito

Air Miguel's 

Bootleg Air Jordans that you find at places like PaylessShoeSource.
Eric: Sup baby.
Susan: *See's Air Miguel's* Eww wtf bye.
Air Miguel's by Wanterito September 26, 2015

Ronda Rousey 

Person 1: Who do you think will win this weekends fight?
Person 2: Ronda Rousey of course, she is a Super Saiyan.
Ronda Rousey by Wanterito September 26, 2015

Chat Blocker 

A person who comments on a status update or anything else similar to that and ruins a good conversation between two people.
Mark: "So i was totally flirting and gaming up Alicia over on her status update."

Carlos: "Oh rlly? What happened?"

Mark: "It was all going good i was totally making an impression and about 25 comments in this douche posted a comment and just ruined it. She stopped replying after that."

Carlos: "Wow what a Chat Blocker!"
Chat Blocker by Wanterito April 16, 2011

Air Taxed 

When someone leaves something of great value on an airplane after a plane ride.
Example 1:
Susan: "Did you hear what happened to Richie?"
Mark: "No what happened?"
Susan: "The moron left his iPod touch 32 Gigs on the airplane and didnt realize it till he got home."
Mark: "Damn sounds like he got Air Taxed."

Example 2:
Susan: "Fuck!!!!!!!"
Mark: "Whats wrong?"
Susan: "I forgot my iPad and my Droid on the airplane!"
Mark: "Damn! super Air Taxed right there!"
Air Taxed by Wanterito March 17, 2011

Golden Voice 

When someone has that certain voice that makes your jaw drop in astonishment.
Internet Video: "Some claim they will work for food but one particular man claims that he has the god given gift of voice."

Mark: "Haha! What bullshit!"
Homeless Guy: "When you're listening to nothing but the best of oldies, you're listening to Magic 98.9"
Mark: "Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuk! That guy has a Golden Voice!"
Golden Voice by Wanterito January 10, 2011

MyFacebook 

What Myspace looks like now-a-days.
Susan: "Man Myspace is so gay now. More like MyFacebook."
MyFacebook by Wanterito January 2, 2011

Kanye Wested 

To have the attention taken away from a person's shinning moment.
Mark: "Did you hear what happened to Susan?"

Shawn: "What happened?"

Mark: "Her teacher was congratulating her and the principle jumped in and congratulated another student right in front of her."

Shawn: "Damn, sounds like she got Kanye Wested."
Kanye Wested by Wanterito January 1, 2011