Wanterito's definitions
The act of slapping someone of the same sex on the ass but calling "Good Game" right after in order to maintain your Heterosexuality.
by Wanterito December 10, 2010

Mark: "Did you hear what happened to Susan?"
Shawn: "What happened?"
Mark: "Her teacher was congratulating her and the principle jumped in and congratulated another student right in front of her."
Shawn: "Damn, sounds like she got Kanye Wested."
Shawn: "What happened?"
Mark: "Her teacher was congratulating her and the principle jumped in and congratulated another student right in front of her."
Shawn: "Damn, sounds like she got Kanye Wested."
by Wanterito January 1, 2011

Internet Video: "Some claim they will work for food but one particular man claims that he has the god given gift of voice."
Mark: "Haha! What bullshit!"
Homeless Guy: "When you're listening to nothing but the best of oldies, you're listening to Magic 98.9"
Mark: "Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuk! That guy has a Golden Voice!"
Mark: "Haha! What bullshit!"
Homeless Guy: "When you're listening to nothing but the best of oldies, you're listening to Magic 98.9"
Mark: "Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuk! That guy has a Golden Voice!"
by Wanterito January 10, 2011

A person who comments on a status update or anything else similar to that and ruins a good conversation between two people.
Mark: "So i was totally flirting and gaming up Alicia over on her status update."
Carlos: "Oh rlly? What happened?"
Mark: "It was all going good i was totally making an impression and about 25 comments in this douche posted a comment and just ruined it. She stopped replying after that."
Carlos: "Wow what a Chat Blocker!"
Carlos: "Oh rlly? What happened?"
Mark: "It was all going good i was totally making an impression and about 25 comments in this douche posted a comment and just ruined it. She stopped replying after that."
Carlos: "Wow what a Chat Blocker!"
by Wanterito April 16, 2011

by Wanterito September 26, 2015

Example 1:
Susan: "Did you hear what happened to Richie?"
Mark: "No what happened?"
Susan: "The moron left his iPod touch 32 Gigs on the airplane and didnt realize it till he got home."
Mark: "Damn sounds like he got Air Taxed."
Example 2:
Susan: "Fuck!!!!!!!"
Mark: "Whats wrong?"
Susan: "I forgot my iPad and my Droid on the airplane!"
Mark: "Damn! super Air Taxed right there!"
Susan: "Did you hear what happened to Richie?"
Mark: "No what happened?"
Susan: "The moron left his iPod touch 32 Gigs on the airplane and didnt realize it till he got home."
Mark: "Damn sounds like he got Air Taxed."
Example 2:
Susan: "Fuck!!!!!!!"
Mark: "Whats wrong?"
Susan: "I forgot my iPad and my Droid on the airplane!"
Mark: "Damn! super Air Taxed right there!"
by Wanterito March 17, 2011

What Myspace looks like now-a-days.
by Wanterito January 2, 2011
