My Rocket

Some people call their dick a rocket.

Guy 1: Dude Lisa sucked my rocket yesterday!
Guy 2: Nice!

by absolutesydiot June 25, 2016

ride my rocket

To ride someone's dick

Friend: Omg how was your date with Jason?!
Me: it was fine I guess. He didn't let me ride his rocket which I was very disappointed from
Friend: would you like to ride MY rocket? ;)

by Jdhdhjdkdjdjdjshz June 22, 2017

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

fuel my rocket

To find sexually stimulating or arousing

Sweetheart, that dress you have on really fuels my rocket! Baby, you really fuel my rocket!

by Plasmaguy October 31, 2016

rocket in my pocket

Having an erection in your pants near the pocket.

I was afraid to talk to Carla because I had a rocket in my pocket.

by ("")(^:::^)("") January 31, 2007

String my Racket

The act of running ones tongue back and forth on the perineum(taint) from the bottom of the vagina to the anus.

"Rob couldn't make up his mind if he wanted to eat my pussy or give me a rim job and decided to string my racket."

by Lustre King September 9, 2011

then my racket broke...

A popular phrase in Ireland, mainly kildare and Sligo. To be used if a quick change of conversation is needed. Also used to break an awkward silence, or to break tension. Originates from when a man named Sean was playing in the badminton club championship final, and in the dying moments his racket broke, the strings snapping. After the match he was insulting his opponent to his coach, when the opponent walked into the conversation. 'Did you see my when racket brake?' Sean said.

EXAMPLE 1
Sean: Chris is so smelly.
David: Yeah I Know.
{Chris walks over into the conversation}
Chris: Hi guys
Sean: eh yeah and then my racket broke.

EXAMPLE 2
You are on a bus with many strangers. There is an awkward silence. It can be broken by exclaiming to you friend 'Yeah so then my racket broke...'. It eases the tension and is very useful.

by Sean Mooney November 10, 2006