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Portrait of Markov 

A book that the girl "Yuri" reads you in the game Doki Doki Literature club, which is about said by Yuri in Act 1 "Basically, it's about this girl in high school who moves in with her long-lost sister... But as soon as she does so, her life gets really strange. She gets targeted by these people who escaped from a human experiment prison. But in Act 2 she says more and she has to say this "Basically, it's about this religious camp that was turned into a human experiment prison... And the people trapped there have this trait that turns them into killing machines that lust for blood. But the facility gets even worse, and they start selectively breeding people by cutting off their limbs and affixing them.
Yuri pulled the book out of her backpack called The Portrait Of Markov.

markovo mama 

It is when a markovo mama gets stuck in the washing machine and then mark will fuck the shit out of her with his tiny
oh no markovo mama moment
markovo mama by markovomama October 1, 2021

Markovitz 

The verb meaning to get insanely wasted off of Maneschevitz.
Craig got totally Markovitzed off that Maneschevitz - he rules!
Markovitz by CrazyK425 July 3, 2011
A rude but funny way to say "Monster" in Latvia.
At first, this word was banned by the government and kind of forbidden to say amongst the population but it soon became a codename used by Latvian rebellious youngsters to call their government.
Nowadays, it just is a funny way for them to call their Russian friends, as the word originates from the Russian language and refers to "Морковка", which means carrot, to make fun of their skin tone.
Ахаха ты маркова(Markova) ))

Все правительство маркова(Markova) (...)
Markova by AnzoMulet December 18, 2021

Zachary Mirkovic 

Is Zachary Mirkovic not on his pc? Let's call him and spam ring him!

The Drew Markovich 

When you four finger defeater someone but it’s justified because they looked at you funny.
They just did the Drew Markovich on me and now my asshole is really sore.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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