Mxrkov

A very cute person usually wanting to have sex

Oh, You remind me of Mxrkov

by Jack Harlo June 11, 2022

Portrait of Markov

A book that the girl "Yuri" reads you in the game Doki Doki Literature club, which is about said by Yuri in Act 1 "Basically, it's about this girl in high school who moves in with her long-lost sister... But as soon as she does so, her life gets really strange. She gets targeted by these people who escaped from a human experiment prison. But in Act 2 she says more and she has to say this "Basically, it's about this religious camp that was turned into a human experiment prison... And the people trapped there have this trait that turns them into killing machines that lust for blood. But the facility gets even worse, and they start selectively breeding people by cutting off their limbs and affixing them.

Yuri pulled the book out of her backpack called The Portrait Of Markov.

by Somebody that likes money June 5, 2018

markovo mama

It is when a markovo mama gets stuck in the washing machine and then mark will fuck the shit out of her with his tiny

oh no markovo mama moment

by markovomama October 1, 2021

Markovitz

The verb meaning to get insanely wasted off of Maneschevitz.

Craig got totally Markovitzed off that Maneschevitz - he rules!

by CrazyK425 July 3, 2011

Markova

A rude but funny way to say "Monster" in Latvia.
At first, this word was banned by the government and kind of forbidden to say amongst the population but it soon became a codename used by Latvian rebellious youngsters to call their government.
Nowadays, it just is a funny way for them to call their Russian friends, as the word originates from the Russian language and refers to "Морковка", which means carrot, to make fun of their skin tone.

Ахаха ты маркова(Markova) ))

Все правительство маркова(Markova) (...)

by AnzoMulet December 18, 2021

Zachary Mirkovic

Zachary is a sexy hot man

Is Zachary Mirkovic not on his pc? Let's call him and spam ring him!

by Milfsinyourarea69420 June 5, 2021

The Drew Markovich

When you four finger defeater someone but it’s justified because they looked at you funny.

They just did the Drew Markovich on me and now my asshole is really sore.

by FourFingerabsolutedefeater April 17, 2021