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Markov

Ah, is it the Last DreadMaster you speak of?
Markov was going to be Raptus
by Pax from JvS January 24, 2020
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Portrait of Markov

A book that the girl "Yuri" reads you in the game Doki Doki Literature club, which is about said by Yuri in Act 1 "Basically, it's about this girl in high school who moves in with her long-lost sister... But as soon as she does so, her life gets really strange. She gets targeted by these people who escaped from a human experiment prison. But in Act 2 she says more and she has to say this "Basically, it's about this religious camp that was turned into a human experiment prison... And the people trapped there have this trait that turns them into killing machines that lust for blood. But the facility gets even worse, and they start selectively breeding people by cutting off their limbs and affixing them.
Yuri pulled the book out of her backpack called The Portrait Of Markov.
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Marko

Marko is a amazing unique man. You can only find some Marko's in your lifetime. Marko is a very smart man and also super hot. He is also kind of mischievous and is willing to do anything for you. At times it may seem as though he doesn't love you but he does. Although sometimes he may be a little mean to try to make you laugh because he is also very funny. He is very athletic and can play any sports. Overall Marko is a great person to be with and hangout with. And for all the girls you should totally date this guy.
Never leave a Marko out of your sight.
by Freddy Garziaz casillas December 15, 2018
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matteus marlovits

Teus is one of the most sexiest, handsome, pompous and diligent people you‘ll ever meet.

He‘s instagram famous and is venerated/adored by a myriad of gals out there.
„gurl, where can i find myself a matteus marlovits“

Comrade ion kno
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Mia Malkova

Me-I watched so many videos of Mia Malkova fucking her stepbrother

James-Dude, there's like a thousand of those.
by virginnevergettinlaid101 April 18, 2019
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Mia Malkova

A blonde ma'am who likes to do something like body twists or stuff while licking popsicle look alike things.
Teenage boy who got into touching himself at some interesting parts of his body: "Mia Malkova really can do things my girlfriend unfortunately can't."
by not_pepe May 25, 2016
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Markoing

Marko was a member of staff on cowbelly's discord server who decided to destroy the server by pruning members and deleting channels, then claimed he got hacked and posted a video on youtube showing him destroying the server on 9/16
"Some days you just feel like markoing the server so you can remake it but less toxic y'know?"
"Yeah. Marko did nothing wrong"
by WhyAmIBored December 24, 2018
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