Markova 

A rude but funny way to say "Monster" in Latvia.
At first, this word was banned by the government and kind of forbidden to say amongst the population but it soon became a codename used by Latvian rebellious youngsters to call their government.
Nowadays, it just is a funny way for them to call their Russian friends, as the word originates from the Russian language and refers to "Морковка", which means carrot, to make fun of their skin tone.

Ахаха ты маркова(Markova) ))

Все правительство маркова(Markova) (...)

Markova by AnzoMulet December 18, 2021

Portrait of Markov 

A book that the girl "Yuri" reads you in the game Doki Doki Literature club, which is about said by Yuri in Act 1 "Basically, it's about this girl in high school who moves in with her long-lost sister... But as soon as she does so, her life gets really strange. She gets targeted by these people who escaped from a human experiment prison. But in Act 2 she says more and she has to say this "Basically, it's about this religious camp that was turned into a human experiment prison... And the people trapped there have this trait that turns them into killing machines that lust for blood. But the facility gets even worse, and they start selectively breeding people by cutting off their limbs and affixing them.

Yuri pulled the book out of her backpack called The Portrait Of Markov.

Portrait of Markov by Somebody that likes money June 5, 2018

Mia Malkova 

A hot pornstar on pornhub

Me-I watched so many videos of Mia Malkova fucking her stepbrother

James-Dude, there's like a thousand of those.

Mia Malkova by virginnevergettinlaid101 April 18, 2019

Mia Malkova 

A blonde ma'am who likes to do something like body twists or stuff while licking popsicle look alike things.

Teenage boy who got into touching himself at some interesting parts of his body: "Mia Malkova really can do things my girlfriend unfortunately can't."

Mia Malkova by not_pepe May 25, 2016

markovo mama 

It is when a markovo mama gets stuck in the washing machine and then mark will fuck the shit out of her with his tiny

oh no markovo mama moment

markovo mama by markovomama October 1, 2021

Markovitz 

The verb meaning to get insanely wasted off of Maneschevitz.

Craig got totally Markovitzed off that Maneschevitz - he rules!

Markovitz by CrazyK425 July 3, 2011

Markodane 

Markodane is a beautiful Homosapien. Meaning or belonging to that of Otavia.

"wow hes cute!"

"I know right, thats Markodane"

Markodane by RABGFBN June 5, 2019