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A complete bitch. Someone who is all about popularity and power. They think they own everyone and are above everyone. Also someone who is a cake face. They only think about themselves and do whatever they have to do to get the guy they want. Also known as a markobitch

Wow she's being a complete markovic!

Markovic by Bubbles and bitches June 2, 2014

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Nikola 'Bruh' Markovic

A common name for a galactic warlord in 1294,he said bruh a lot,bruh stands for Big Rubber Ultra Hoe,B.R.U.H
The name can be used to describe a fat person

Kyle:Damn,Johnny really gained weight,he looks like Nikola 'Bruh' Markovic

Nikola 'Bruh' Markovic by Anonymous 991 February 12, 2021

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Markotics

Noun: A mind-altering substance with soporific effects, excessive consumption of which can lead to Markisons Disease and/or Markolepsy.

"Hey man, you should really lay off the Markotics"

Markotics by Michael A A February 7, 2008

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John malkovich

is a brilliant, eclectic, and versatile actor who is a treat to watch , and considered by many including me the greatest actor of all time

Friend : who is your favourite actor?

ME: john malkovich

John malkovich by EL-CHAPO November 25, 2018

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Markovitz

The verb meaning to get insanely wasted off of Maneschevitz.

Craig got totally Markovitzed off that Maneschevitz - he rules!

Markovitz by CrazyK425 July 3, 2011

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malkovich

A verb used to describe when someone quickly and unexpectedly (and comically) delivers a single jab to someone's face, possibly as an interruption to their conversation; also used as a noun to identify such a jab.

Taken from the movie 'Burn After Reading' when John Malkovich suddenly punches Brad Pitt in the face in the car.

At lunch today, Grace was rambling so much about her boyfriend that I wanted to malkovich her to shut her up.

As the bouncer tried breaking up the melee, one of the guys turned around and gave him a quick malkovich before resuming beating the other guy's ass.

malkovich by Borgus August 16, 2009

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The Drew Markovich

When you four finger defeater someone but it’s justified because they looked at you funny.

They just did the Drew Markovich on me and now my asshole is really sore.

The Drew Markovich by FourFingerabsolutedefeater April 17, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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