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Markovic 

A complete bitch. Someone who is all about popularity and power. They think they own everyone and are above everyone. Also someone who is a cake face. They only think about themselves and do whatever they have to do to get the guy they want. Also known as a markobitch
Wow she's being a complete markovic!
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Nikola 'Bruh' Markovic 

A common name for a galactic warlord in 1294,he said bruh a lot,bruh stands for Big Rubber Ultra Hoe,B.R.U.H
The name can be used to describe a fat person
Kyle:Damn,Johnny really gained weight,he looks like Nikola 'Bruh' Markovic

Markotics 

Noun: A mind-altering substance with soporific effects, excessive consumption of which can lead to Markisons Disease and/or Markolepsy.
"Hey man, you should really lay off the Markotics"
Markotics by Michael A A February 7, 2008

John malkovich 

is a brilliant, eclectic, and versatile actor who is a treat to watch , and considered by many including me the greatest actor of all time
Friend : who is your favourite actor?

ME: john malkovich
John malkovich by EL-CHAPO November 25, 2018

Markovitz 

The verb meaning to get insanely wasted off of Maneschevitz.
Craig got totally Markovitzed off that Maneschevitz - he rules!
Markovitz by CrazyK425 July 3, 2011

malkovich 

A verb used to describe when someone quickly and unexpectedly (and comically) delivers a single jab to someone's face, possibly as an interruption to their conversation; also used as a noun to identify such a jab.

Taken from the movie 'Burn After Reading' when John Malkovich suddenly punches Brad Pitt in the face in the car.
At lunch today, Grace was rambling so much about her boyfriend that I wanted to malkovich her to shut her up.

As the bouncer tried breaking up the melee, one of the guys turned around and gave him a quick malkovich before resuming beating the other guy's ass.
malkovich by Borgus August 16, 2009

The Drew Markovich 

When you four finger defeater someone but it’s justified because they looked at you funny.
They just did the Drew Markovich on me and now my asshole is really sore.
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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