When you cannot get out of the shower fast enough to shit so you accidentally drop loaf in the tub. You must now mash it down the drain with your big toe.
"I had no time to jump out of the shower to crap out last night's tacos so I had to mash the drain cuz I shit the tub ."
Masha is a caring, creative, and loving person. She is someone you would die to be around. She will make you laugh even if you are sad. She is so smart and creative. She will make you spit water out of laughter! If you get a best friend that is a MASHA keep her close!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!