mutten

West-Flemish derogatory term, defining a person who is rather dreary and dull.

Ey mutten! Wa es da mee u hoofd! - Translation: Hey Fool! What is that with your head?

by Roeland, Pieter, Stijn en Gert March 18, 2006

mutten chops

very big and/or thick sideburns that go down the side of your face or towards the back of your head

liz has mutton chops, not pork chops, kevin

by Anonymous January 26, 2003

Mutten Dagger

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

Take your Mutten Dagger and pound my juicy cunt

by Tabasco Spitty March 30, 2011

Mutten Strut

To walk tall. Act tough

Guys at the gym who puff there chest out. "Look at that guy walking with his mutten strut''.

by Kneppdamacher January 18, 2011

mutten chops

very long and very thick side burns
(if some1 has these u can also call the petting zoo)

nealy and liz have muttenchops and they are petting zoo's

by fatboy January 26, 2003