mutten

West-Flemish derogatory term, defining a person who is rather dreary and dull.

Ey mutten! Wa es da mee u hoofd! - Translation: Hey Fool! What is that with your head?

by Roeland, Pieter, Stijn en Gert March 18, 2006

mutten chops

very big and/or thick sideburns that go down the side of your face or towards the back of your head

liz has mutton chops, not pork chops, kevin

by Anonymous January 26, 2003

Mutten Strut

To walk tall. Act tough

Guys at the gym who puff there chest out. "Look at that guy walking with his mutten strut''.

by Kneppdamacher January 18, 2011

Mutten Dagger

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

Take your Mutten Dagger and pound my juicy cunt

by Tabasco Spitty March 30, 2011

mutten chops

very long and very thick side burns
(if some1 has these u can also call the petting zoo)

nealy and liz have muttenchops and they are petting zoo's

by fatboy January 26, 2003

Michigan Mittens

The act of fingering 2 women at the same time on a cold winters day "Michigan Mittens"

Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"

by LK411 February 28, 2021

Mutton Dressed as Lamb

The term 'mutton dressed as lamb' was first used in the journal of social gossip that Mrs Frances Calvert compiled in 1811, and is possibly attributed to the then Prince of Wales (later George IV). At a musical evening, the Prince was asked whether he did not think some girl pretty. He reputedly answered, “Girl! Girls are not to my taste. I don't like lamb; but mutton dressed like lamb!”

In this case, ‘dressing’ refers to the preparation of food before cooking. The implication in 'dressed as lamb' is that the woman has prepared herself for a romantic encounter. 'Mutton dressed as lamb' was originally a disparaging description of a woman aiming to deceive men into believing she was younger than she really was; back then it was an economic necessity for a woman to marry while still of childbearing age.

Nowadays it refers exclusively to a woman who is deluded and thinks herself attractive in clothes, jewellery and make-up usually worn by those much younger. She’s probably looked in the mirror and thinks herself sex on legs, but she merely proves that eyesight deteriorates with age.

“Look at that stupid old slapper dressed exactly like her daughter! What a sad act!”
“Yeah! Mutton dressed as lamb is about as sexy as a kick in the nuts.”

by AKACroatalin August 20, 2016