Mutleying

When someone starts doing that evil little laugh like the dog from wacky races

He was watching videos of people hurting themselves, I could tell because he kept mutleying

Mutleying by Fishmad122 March 18, 2020

Mullening 

1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.

Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.

“Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game”

“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”

“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”

Mullening by Gatorswearjeanshorts January 1, 2021

Mandy Mulleting 

The Obsessive compulsion to sit next to somebody no matter how many seats are available, An extreme Mandy Mulleter will make physical contact making the victim very uncomfortable.

Bob: "Hey bill."

Bill: "HI!"

Bob: "take a seat i just bought 3 new couches last week"

Bill: *Sits very close to Bob, practically on his lap"

Bob: .....

-Please help spread the use of the word "Mandy Mulleting"

Mandy Mulleting by JocobH69 July 25, 2011

Mileying 

Another term for "Twerking" after the MTV award show were Miley Cyrus clearly on a Molly couldn't perform and "twerked" her tail feather off.

the act of moving/ shaking ones ass/buns/bottom/buttocks/bum-bum in a circular, up-and-down, and side-to-side motion.

basically a slutty dance. derived from strip clubs.

when a girls' ass moves like a bowl of Jell-O
Man: She was twerking so hard on my dick last night! I thought it was gonna go numb!!

Girl: that girl is such a slut for twerking at the dance!

Miley Cyrus really Mileyed her ass off at the MTV awards last night. Her dad must be proud.

I was at the club twerking all night.
Twerking? You mean Mileying?

Tay went home with Crystal last night because she was mileying all night long on his cock.

I can tell by how that girl mileyed all night long she is a stripper.

Mileying by BranTurbulance September 21, 2013

mulesing 

mulesing. The definition I read was biased and misleading. Mulesing as I know it, is an operation done on Merino (and probably other breeds) lambs to help prevent them becoming flyblown when they grow older. The operation of cutting the skin around the anus area apparently reduces the growth of wool around the area. At the same time, the tail is also ringed with an elastic ring, which causes the tail to drop off.

We need to get the sheep (ewes with lambs) in tomorrow as Fred is coming to do the mulesing.

mulesing by Dangin Dan June 11, 2011

Drunk Mileying

When an individual is heavily intoxicated and attempts to "perform" some of Miley's greatest hits, mainly, but not exclusive too: Party int the USA, The Climb, When I look at you, See you again, and 7 things. The Designated Drunk has the highest probability of Drunk Mileying throughout the night. Drunk Mileying occurs at an optimal BAC of .085 - .1 and the individual who is Drunk Mileying will often blame knowing the words to the song on a younger sibling of theirs, most likely a little sister. If the Designated Drunk Driver is the one who is Drunk Mileying however, you should immediately get out of the car.

Designated Driver: *Turns on the radio*
Drunk individual in the back seat: -SO HARD WITH MY GIRLS NOT AROUND ME, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A NASHVILLE PARTY
Designated Driver: *bashes head against window while swearing many expletives*
Drunk Individual in the back seat: CAUSE ALL I SEE ARE STILETTOS, I GUESS I NEVER GOT THE MEMO
Designated Driver: STOP DRUNK MILEYING

Drunk Mileying by A Concerned Leoniy January 7, 2011

Mutley'ing one out 

the act of coming home drunk and attempting to masturbate but through the frustration of not achieving an erection making the noise of Dick Dastardly's dog under your drunken breath (razzle frazzle razzle frazzle rick rarstardly) whilst holding your floppy cock in your hand.

Bruv, I was so wasted last night I got home and tried to have a wank but ended up Mutley'ing one out instead.

Mutley'ing one out by Jimmy Haywood December 15, 2008