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Marleying

Sending a vague check-in text to your ex during the holidays, ostensibly to wish them a merry Christmas or a happy Thanksgiving. A reference to the ghost of Jacob Marley dropping in on Ebenezer Scrooge on Christmas in Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol”.
Wow, my ex just texted me, “Happy New Year! I hope you had a good year.” We haven’t talked since February so he must just be Marleying.
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Marleying

Verb: the roots of this word lie in the legendary song 'Jammin'' by Bob Marley - It refers to when something is Jamming, or has been jammed and can be adapted to spread across tenses.
That damn CD is marleying again!

I like my toast marleyed..
by Luna Blanco August 22, 2008
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Marleying

When you marley a spliff you put it in between your little and third finger and breath through your thunmb and first finger, a bit like shitguns
Like i just burnt my hand doing it!!
by Cigaro March 17, 2005
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Marleying

Sending a vague check-in text to an ex during the holidays, ostensibly to wish them a merry Christmas or a happy Thanksgiving. A reference to the ghost of Jacob Marley visiting Ebenezer Scrooge on Christmas in “A Christmas Carol”.
Wow, my ex just texted me “Merry Christmas, hope you’re doing well!” I haven’t seen him in years so he must just be Marleying.
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Affiliate Marketing

It is a way to make money by referring products on someone else's website to your personal audience or friends.

It's one of the easiest ways to get started making money online because you don't have to create your own products. You can simply practice getting people to buy products that you already use.

An example is proving a list of the top 10 blenders for sale in the USA and having a link to buy each blender at Target, Kohl's, or Macy's. You will get referral fee from those retailers of 1-10% usually.
I am making an extra $500 per month on my new affiliate marketing website.
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Marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition
See Above for the example
by Murray State September 23, 2004
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Multi-Level Marketing

Commonly abbreviated MLM, it's a form of selling a product whereby one person recruits other salespeople, who recruits other salespeople, ad nausea and after each sale, everybody above the salesman gets a small piece of commission. To make money in one (98%+ of people don't), one should place much more emphasis on recruiting than sales. Amway is probably the most well-known MLM.

Many MLMs have "optional" national meetings, motivational books and tapes, and other various expenses. The cost of these comes out of pocket of the individual. As a general rule, if you can be one of the first people to join a successful MLM, you'll make a lot of money, especially if you can sell all of this crap to your downline. However, if you're not in this lucky 1-2%, you'll honestly be lucky to break even in your expenses.

There is some technical difference between a pyramid scheme, which is illegal, and an MLM, which is legal. However, nobody but the high-priced lawyers which keep MLMs in business and stealing the money of its starry-eyed employees seem to know what this difference is.
There are too many Multi-Level Marketing organizations to count. After one is shut down by bankruptcy or the government, two new ones sprout from the ground.
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