Mutante 

german expression for your mother if she is also your dad's sister

"dang, Oliver, your mutante looks hot today"

"my mutante and father are truly inseparable"

Mutante by seen_on_the_internet December 25, 2021

Double-headed Mutant Eagle 

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.

Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.

Double-headed Mutant Eagle by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

the best show to ever exist ❤️💜💙🧡

me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by JoeMama02 May 19, 2020

Mutate my member!

Give me an erection!

Then I said to Wonda Wonderpig, mutate my member!

Mutate my member! by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

Mutant Mile 

A stretch of road officially named "Shirley High Street" of which the local inhabitants look like there from out of this world.

'Just heard a women hysterically crying in a phone box....typical day on the Mutant Mile then!'

Mutant Mile by ShirleyGirl July 31, 2012

mutant love 

When two individuals, get together and both are completely the opposite ends of the spectrum on looks and attractiveness that they mold together their uneven curves, face, body and mutate and kiss and love each other. To the eyes of any viewer, they come to the scorned conclusion that what they see is but a mass of mutating love.

Example: A fat white albino guy 300lbs+ Dating a skinny anorexic alcoholic native guy/chick and they make out on the transit!

Viewer: "Oh gawd tom, look over there.. its mutant love! They are sharing their impoverished genes!"

Tom: "I see what you mean bill, maybe they will spawn an albino native child who drinks mayo flavored alcohol without any shame!"

mutant love by RandomSociopath101 January 10, 2016

mutant beach 

A spillway in Bradford Pennsylvania where the welfare recipients go swim.

You can tell its summer has arrived Bradford, when all the wellies are swimming at Mutant Beach!

mutant beach by Skippalicious May 4, 2020