Hym "Until I get my credit and money and recourse I'm completely indifferent about it. Don't see you giving a shit about any of my shit. I don't see you giving a shit about the dead kids or the rape. I'm looking right at you and can see you not doing the shit. And cut it out with the metric shit. You're trying to apply SITUATION-BOUND principles more broadly to literally every situation and then ttying to make my life contingent upon a deliberate misappropriation of the things I've said. I will bleed a fucking kid dry over this. I'll get somone else to do it. I'll do it from the grave."

Indifferent by Hym Iam April 8, 2024

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Indifferent Handjob

(adv + v) Manual stimulation performed by a person who is either bored or indifferent to the receiver's pleasure and presence. May be a result of "multi-tasking", done to satte someone's repeated requests (pleading) for some form of sexual gratification and release.

A prime example would be what what husbands get after many years of marriage.

"My beeyatch was on the rag and watching The Hills and all I could get was an indifferent handjob."

Indifferent Handjob by Goen Son March 17, 2010

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Indifferent Dolores Con Carne

An Indifferent Dolores variant in which the female sits in front of the male holding a stick (roughly 3 to 4 feet long) on which is attached a piece of cooked meat. The male then urinates on the back of the female's head while eating the meat.

I wanted an indifferent dolores con carne, but she can't cook.

Indifferent Dolores Con Carne by Christian Andover April 24, 2008

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Indifferent attention

the act of knowing exactly where someone is or what they are doing so an individual may have nothing to do with them while at the same location

-I can't believe she's not noticed me yet. I was standing right next to her for five minutes at the bar.
-Indifferent attention, man. They're born with it...

Indifferent attention by futz! October 22, 2008

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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