Definitions by Muffkin

Canadian Napalm 

When you microwave Maple Syrup and get 7th degree burns when you spill it on yourself.

Ahhhh! I Canadian Napalmed myself microwaving the pancake syrup.

Canadian Napalm by muffkin July 15, 2013

muffocate 

v. - to suffocate with muff, often resulting in death

Dude, I was going down on her and I nearly muffocated.

muffocate by Muffkin August 17, 2009