muffocate

v. - to suffocate with muff, often resulting in death
Dude, I was going down on her and I nearly muffocated.
by Muffkin August 18, 2009
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Canadian Napalm

When you microwave Maple Syrup and get 7th degree burns when you spill it on yourself.
Ahhhh! I Canadian Napalmed myself microwaving the pancake syrup.
by muffkin June 28, 2013
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