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To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.
I masticated my food.
masticate by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

mastacate 

mastacate by GurnMon October 10, 2005

Mastawate 

Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.
I wanted to jerk off, but i mastawated for like an hour before my mom was done using the computer.
Mastawate by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011

mastacating 

Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling
mastacating by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005
To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.
You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.
masticate by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004
Verb - A quick cover up in case the word "masturbate" is spoken innappropriately or ill timed.
Me Hey, want to masturbate with me?
Her Excuse me?
Me I asked if you would like to masticate.
Masticate by Skin Twig September 21, 2005