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To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.
I masticated my food.
masticate by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

mastacate 

I can't talk right now. I have to mastacate.
mastacate by GurnMon October 10, 2005

Mastawate 

Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.
I wanted to jerk off, but i mastawated for like an hour before my mom was done using the computer.
Mastawate by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011

mastacating 

THIS IS A REAL WORD! It means to chew your food.
Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling
mastacating by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005
To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.
You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.
masticate by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004
Verb - A quick cover up in case the word "masturbate" is spoken innappropriately or ill timed.
Me Hey, want to masturbate with me?
Her Excuse me?
Me I asked if you would like to masticate.
Masticate by Skin Twig September 21, 2005