muffocated 

when a man is eating out a woman only for her legs to wrap round the back of his head. Given enough force, and large enough vagina flaps, this can lead to the man suffocating and dying. This process is known as muffocation.

If exercised with care and caution some light muffocation can be a boost to anyone's sex life.

csi guy #1-he was reported missing last week, it was later found out his girlfriend had fled the country so we tracked down her appartment. he was there. dead.

csi guy #2- do we know what happened?

csi guy #1- not yet no but weve sent of some of the residue and hair found on his face for testing, he looks like he might have suffocated but there are no signs of a struggle.

csi guy #3- it looks like he muffocated to me. thats fifteen this week. goddamn hippies.

muffocated by eddy baby July 26, 2006

Suffocated Hot Dog 

The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.

I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.

John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.

Suffocated Hot Dog by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011

muffocate 

v. - to suffocate with muff, often resulting in death

Dude, I was going down on her and I nearly muffocated.

muffocate by Muffkin August 17, 2009

Muffocation 

A cause of death which results from intensive cunnilingus whereby the receiver sits on the face of the giver and allows no air pocket, most normally evident is cases of obese lovers.

Judge: Cause of Death?
Coronor: Muffocation.
Judge: Into Fatties?
Coronor: Yes
Judge: Case Closed.

Muffocation by Broken Pencil August 25, 2010

Muffocation 

The inability to breathe when a lady is sitting on your face.

"Mmmmmmmm, I can't breatheeeeeeee!"

Muffocation by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Mufficated

When you go down on a girl who is unshaven and you cannot breath due to pubic hairs up your nose.

Her bush need to be trimmed. While I was going down town the bitch almost mufficated me!

Mufficated by Dill-pickle February 25, 2009

muffocate 

When a woman sits on a persons face and suffocates them with her muff.

I want to muffocate him later.

muffocate by solly99 January 26, 2014