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fusticated

Ref: The Simpsons
The haze of confusion experinced by 'old folks'. Like confused only more acute and just for oldies.
'i'm not fusticated, i'm 96 you know' *wags finger*
fusticated by Mark Jones January 22, 2004

Mysticated 

I was so mysticated by the succubus's pure beauty.
Mysticated by Tyrone Muffassa June 19, 2014

Musticate 

The accidental or purposeful chewing of ones own mustache.
I musticate every time I eat a sandwich
Musticate by Crew Jew September 9, 2011

The Masticated Pecan 

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.
"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

munticated 

When female chickens fuck up a paddock
The chickens have really munticated this paddock
munticated by Freddoze June 17, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026