mfusticated

To be in a hurry or panicing. Unusual word is spelt with a silent M

I'm not mfusticated! Stop being mfusticated!

by alex taylor May 21, 2007

fusticated

Ref: The Simpsons
The haze of confusion experinced by 'old folks'. Like confused only more acute and just for oldies.

'i'm not fusticated, i'm 96 you know' *wags finger*

by Mark Jones January 22, 2004

Mysticated

The combination of Mystified and Confused.

I was so mysticated by the succubus's pure beauty.

by Tyrone Muffassa June 19, 2014

Musticate

The accidental or purposeful chewing of ones own mustache.

I musticate every time I eat a sandwich

by Crew Jew September 9, 2011

The Masticated Pecan

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

munticated

When female chickens fuck up a paddock

The chickens have really munticated this paddock

by Freddoze June 17, 2016