Musterfuck

Making stream of consciousness decisions with zero vetting, and the resulting consequences. Especially in business.
Elon’s 2 am Tweet business decision turned into another musterfuck.
by shadowbob July 25, 2023
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musterfucked

When you use mustard as lube because there's nothing else and her snatch is as dry as the desert.
Steve: Bro how'd it go last night with Kim? Bob: It was ok till I ran out of lube and her baby maker was so dry I could soak El Niño with it, and had to musterfuck her.
Steve: Oh you musterfucked her? You nasty as hell.
by Poonj March 19, 2016
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