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Monsterfucker

Wanna fuck a werewolf? Ya a monsterfucker.

Wanna fuck a ghost? A Zombie? That's necrophilia But counts! you heathen.

Wanna fuck Dragon? (Unless in human form) Beastitality! And ya a monsterfucker!

Pop a boner going through r/bodyhorror? Here's your crown!
Person 1: Ooo! Look at his teeth!

Person 2: They are pointy and jagged! You monsterfucker!

Person 1: Ooo~ Tentacles give~
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Monsterfucker

The man that fucks the monsterfucker and can keep up. (This is a very rare type of man)

Monsterfucker: A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE
My man is the only only monsterfucker I know.
Monsterfucker by Larry and burn July 17, 2023

monster fucker

Better known as tetraphilia people who are monster tickets and people who are sexually and romantically attracted to monsters/ inhuman creatures
There are only two types of people monster fuckers and cowards

After watching the shape of water in a monster fucker
monster fucker by milkytea May 7, 2018

Monstertruckerific 

Used as an adjective of praise for a conquest and victory without any hope of the opposition defending itself.
Person: Dude the way you ran over that innertube with your car was monstertruckerific
Monstertruckerific by Kornielus September 29, 2009

Monster fucker

A person who is sexually attracted to a monster or deformed creature.
(Vampires, werewolves, the gargantuar from plants vs zombies but dont judge, etc).
I should’ve never took my monster fucker bestie to see the Mario Movie.

munterfucker

a guy who allways fucks ugly women aka munters. he thinks they're beautifull, until his mates tell him they're fugly. his taste cannot be changed, how hard you may try, he'll allways end up fucking a munter.
have you seen lander's new GF? that guy is a sick munterfucker !
munterfucker by omfgrofl January 17, 2009

Monsterfucking 

The act whereas one chugs 17 cans of Monster energy drink then proceeds to fornicate with drywall.
Yo, Kyle was Monsterfucking a hole in my parents living room. I gotta spackle that shit after I clean off his spackling.
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