musterfucked 

When you use mustard as lube because there's nothing else and her snatch is as dry as the desert.

Steve: Bro how'd it go last night with Kim? Bob: It was ok till I ran out of lube and her baby maker was so dry I could soak El Niño with it, and had to musterfuck her.
Steve: Oh you musterfucked her? You nasty as hell.

musterfucked by Poonj March 19, 2016

munterfucker

a guy who allways fucks ugly women aka munters. he thinks they're beautifull, until his mates tell him they're fugly. his taste cannot be changed, how hard you may try, he'll allways end up fucking a munter.

have you seen lander's new GF? that guy is a sick munterfucker !

munterfucker by omfgrofl January 17, 2009

Masterfucked 

The superlative needed when "fucked" just isn't a good enough description.

"That midterm masterfucked the shit out of me."

Masterfucked by isteratter October 23, 2010

musketfucked 

A term in a first-person shooter, when you suprise someone from around the corner and lay into them with a shotgun at point bank range.

"Hi, good morning. See that helmet with brains in it? I musketfucked Chris like 30 seconds ago."

musketfucked by TomKVideo February 17, 2009

Musterfuck 

Making stream of consciousness decisions with zero vetting, and the resulting consequences. Especially in business.

Elon’s 2 am Tweet business decision turned into another musterfuck.

Musterfuck by shadowbob July 25, 2023

monsterfucked 

Being epicly screwed, owned, or both

"We have two hours to finish this film project. we're MONSTERfucked"

"Did you see that tackle? that guy just got monsterfucked

"Crap I have 3 huge tests today and i didnt study for either of them! im monsterfucked!

monsterfucked by thecommonenemy October 25, 2009

Mutterfucker 

A mutterfucker describes a person who takes your words and rearranges them to his/her own liking.

We dont need any mutterfucker right now thanks.

Mutterfucker by bushlight November 4, 2018