mussel
mussel by dutchpantyraider December 15, 2011
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Mussel fest
Mussel fest by Sasenlanus July 16, 2014
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mussel juice
a small amount of saline liquid thats produced when vigourously shaking hands with russel the love mussel
mussel juice by mr-mussel July 14, 2005
mussel gallop
mussel gallop by octan January 7, 2006
Mussel Party
A mussel party is a party attended by a bunch of crunchy old people. During this party they consume mollusks and drink cheap liquor. This is the old people version of a kegger, only instead of leading to vomiting it leads to anal explosions.
Me: Hey mom and dad how was the mussel party?
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.
Mussel Party by Nitasaurus June 28, 2013
Mussel's Got Muscles
"Man, that mussel's got muscles! All those other mussels over there have no muscles at all, but this one does! Anyways, let's eat!"
Mussel's Got Muscles by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024
Bush Mussel
Bush Mussel by abzynth August 5, 2018
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