Mr. Griddy

A fine young gentleman who hits the griddy every day because of how awesome he is.

(unless he hits the griddy in a bad ugly way or something like that)
Bro 1: Yo! Do you see Mr. Griddy hitting that devious griddy over there?!

Mr. Griddy: *Hitting a devious griddy.

Bro 2: Yeah man! I see it! Time to hit my own now. (proceeds to hit the worst griddy of all time the town has ever seen in history)

Bro 1: BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Mr. Griddy: *Promptly stops hitting the griddy and picks up his cane and starts beating up Bro 2 with it. Like the fine young gentleman he is.
by ComputerWorld January 17, 2024
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Mussels Don't got muscles

When a group of mussels have very weak muscles so you decide to point it out.
Bro: Bro these mussels don't got muscles at all they are so weak man.

Mussels: You know we can hear you bro, right?

Bro: Well for starters I don't care and for seconds I'm gonna eat you anyways so time to dig in I guess!

Mussels: WAIT NO NO-
by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024
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I once saw the face of God

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.
I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.
by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024
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WASD

Capital version of wasd.
WASD
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Mussel's Got Muscles

What you say when you want to say that a specific mussel has some nice big muscles.
"Man, that mussel's got muscles! All those other mussels over there have no muscles at all, but this one does! Anyways, let's eat!"
by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024
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Word New

Urban Dictionary: What is the point of this word?

Uploader: Word New.

Urban Dictionary: What?

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by ComputerWorld March 30, 2024
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A fruse statement

When you are not sure if a statement is true or false so instead of saying "A true statement." or "A false statement." you say "A fruse statement.". If you somehow cannot tell, fruse is a combination of the word true and the word false.
"Hmmm, that is quite a fruse statement you made there."
by ComputerWorld February 04, 2024
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