I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.
That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.
I do not watch the stars any more.
I do not look up.
That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.
I do not watch the stars any more.
I do not look up.
by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024

Bro: Bro these mussels don't got muscles at all they are so weak man.
Mussels: You know we can hear you bro, right?
Bro: Well for starters I don't care and for seconds I'm gonna eat you anyways so time to dig in I guess!
Mussels: WAIT NO NO-
Mussels: You know we can hear you bro, right?
Bro: Well for starters I don't care and for seconds I'm gonna eat you anyways so time to dig in I guess!
Mussels: WAIT NO NO-
by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

A fine young gentleman who hits the griddy every day because of how awesome he is.
(unless he hits the griddy in a bad ugly way or something like that)
(unless he hits the griddy in a bad ugly way or something like that)
Bro 1: Yo! Do you see Mr. Griddy hitting that devious griddy over there?!
Mr. Griddy: *Hitting a devious griddy.
Bro 2: Yeah man! I see it! Time to hit my own now. (proceeds to hit the worst griddy of all time the town has ever seen in history)
Bro 1: BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Mr. Griddy: *Promptly stops hitting the griddy and picks up his cane and starts beating up Bro 2 with it. Like the fine young gentleman he is.
Mr. Griddy: *Hitting a devious griddy.
Bro 2: Yeah man! I see it! Time to hit my own now. (proceeds to hit the worst griddy of all time the town has ever seen in history)
Bro 1: BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Mr. Griddy: *Promptly stops hitting the griddy and picks up his cane and starts beating up Bro 2 with it. Like the fine young gentleman he is.
by ComputerWorld January 17, 2024

A accidental saying of Super Griddy where instead of saying Super Griddy the person in question ends up saying Griddy Super for some reason.
Mike: Yo do you have time now to try and hit a Super Griddy?
Josh: Yeah bro you bet. I have all the time right now to hit a Griddy Super!
Mike: Huh? A Griddy Super? Don't you mean a Super Griddy?
Josh: Oh, well, same thing don't worry. Just watch me! (proceeds to slip and fall)
Mike: Wow bro, that was trash. That was more trash than trash itself.
Josh: Yeah bro you bet. I have all the time right now to hit a Griddy Super!
Mike: Huh? A Griddy Super? Don't you mean a Super Griddy?
Josh: Oh, well, same thing don't worry. Just watch me! (proceeds to slip and fall)
Mike: Wow bro, that was trash. That was more trash than trash itself.
by ComputerWorld January 16, 2024

"Man, that mussel's got muscles! All those other mussels over there have no muscles at all, but this one does! Anyways, let's eat!"
by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024
