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1. seefruit; belonging to the family of bivalves, like clam
2. a womans genitalia
1. gee, your mussels tastes salty
2. gee, your mussel tastes salty
mussel by dutchpantyraider December 15, 2011
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Mussel fest 

Mussel fest :the opposite of sausage fest,were a party is composed only of female
I went to that club not knowing it was a lesbos club! What a mussel fest!
Mussel fest by Sasenlanus July 16, 2014

mussel juice 

a small amount of saline liquid thats produced when vigourously shaking hands with russel the love mussel
"i think my mussel's cooked baby, fancy some mussel juice"
mussel juice by mr-mussel July 14, 2005

mussel gallop 

first heard on sponge bob / squarepants, altered context
quote: sandy cheeks: mussel gallop!!
mussel gallop by octan January 7, 2006

Mussel Party

A mussel party is a party attended by a bunch of crunchy old people. During this party they consume mollusks and drink cheap liquor. This is the old people version of a kegger, only instead of leading to vomiting it leads to anal explosions.
Me: Hey mom and dad how was the mussel party?
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.
Mussel Party by Nitasaurus June 28, 2013

Mussel's Got Muscles 

What you say when you want to say that a specific mussel has some nice big muscles.
"Man, that mussel's got muscles! All those other mussels over there have no muscles at all, but this one does! Anyways, let's eat!"

Bush Mussel 

A word used to refer to a woman’s vagina.
I have not had sex in a while. I would like to get myself another bush mussel.
Bush Mussel by abzynth August 5, 2018
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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