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1. seefruit; belonging to the family of bivalves, like clam
2. a womans genitalia

1. gee, your mussels tastes salty
2. gee, your mussel tastes salty

mussel by dutchpantyraider December 15, 2011

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Mussel fest

Mussel fest :the opposite of sausage fest,were a party is composed only of female

I went to that club not knowing it was a lesbos club! What a mussel fest!

Mussel fest by Sasenlanus July 16, 2014

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mussel juice

a small amount of saline liquid thats produced when vigourously shaking hands with russel the love mussel

"i think my mussel's cooked baby, fancy some mussel juice"

mussel juice by mr-mussel July 14, 2005

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mussel gallop

female orgasm, synonymous definition

first heard on sponge bob / squarepants, altered context
quote: sandy cheeks: mussel gallop!!

mussel gallop by octan January 7, 2006

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Mussel Party

A mussel party is a party attended by a bunch of crunchy old people. During this party they consume mollusks and drink cheap liquor. This is the old people version of a kegger, only instead of leading to vomiting it leads to anal explosions.

Me: Hey mom and dad how was the mussel party?
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.

Mussel Party by Nitasaurus June 28, 2013

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Mussel's Got Muscles

What you say when you want to say that a specific mussel has some nice big muscles.

"Man, that mussel's got muscles! All those other mussels over there have no muscles at all, but this one does! Anyways, let's eat!"

Mussel's Got Muscles by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

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Bush Mussel

A word used to refer to a woman’s vagina.

I have not had sex in a while. I would like to get myself another bush mussel.

Bush Mussel by abzynth August 5, 2018

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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