Musketurd 

Musketurds, Three retards who are inseparable.they are the bestest of friends and can never be separated they always have each other’s backs and are a pretty funny and word group who got th name from wearing 3 blow up turd costumes

Man:1 Look those are the musketurds!
Man:2 man those people are inseparable they call them the three musketurds

Musketurd by Musketurds July 7, 2018

mouseturd 

A bastardization of the word mustard, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with katshit.

Joe: All this burger needs is a little mouseturd ... mebbe some katshit too.
Celia: <sigh> Can't you say anything without fucking swearing for once?!
Joe: <rolls his eyes> Tse, I'm just kidding, for fuck's sake!

mouseturd by ocius1 April 6, 2009

Musktard 

An asshole who is so obsessed with Elon Musk, this is all they talk about with no regard as to how no one gives a shit, jamming him into conversations from every angle.

Man, all he does is go to r/elonmusk and rant on and on about Elon, he's such a Musktard!!

Musktard by Klaatu9898 August 26, 2020

MusTurd

The hard leftover mustard always on the top of a mustard squeeze bottle.

Knock the musturd off the bottle please.

MusTurd by mustard biscuits September 2, 2010

musturd

The dried up crust on the tip of a mustard bottle

Gross! There's a musturd on my hotdog!

musturd by Buzz Berry January 7, 2009

Musturd

When you need to do a crap.

Person 1- Hey, you wanna go to the movies?
Person 2-Hang on, I musturd.

Musturd by Harpz December 9, 2008

Musturd

what you yell when you're in a church confessional with hershey squirts.

God Damnit father I musturd.

Musturd by Ralliart May 9, 2005