Musktarded 

retarded, but basically in a special way, in a Musk way.

The act of being immature despite being in your 50s, reckless, egoistical, selfish, reckless, making decisions on impulse and ego rather than long term profits (like changing Twitter to X) on too of that being a nazi and bigot, but in a edgy teenager type of way to the point of being so pathetic you’re not taken seriously.

In other words, being a retarded pathetic Musk-like edgelord that just happens to have a lot of money.

Elon is so musktarded.

Musktarded by t00c00lforscho00l March 7, 2025

Musktard 

An asshole who is so obsessed with Elon Musk, this is all they talk about with no regard as to how no one gives a shit, jamming him into conversations from every angle.

Man, all he does is go to r/elonmusk and rant on and on about Elon, he's such a Musktard!!

Musktard by Klaatu9898 August 26, 2020

Mustarded

Adj.

Progression:
brain dead-> vegetable-> mustarded-> retarded-> slow-> average-> intelligent-> genius

Of seemingly average intelligence but in fact so mystifyingly stupid that even retarded individuals comment. Often accompanied by the hubris of thinking one is God's gift to everything; A certain path to a Darwin Award.

His friends commented on how Mustarded it was when he ate shit trying to skate down The Hill.

Mustarded by Attmay Ustardmay September 17, 2006

Mustardeer 

Descriptive of an occupation long since lost in England. A Mustardeer was responsible for producing a villages supply of mustard. A highly revered prosition which was traditionally passed from Father to Son. The son would be apprentice for upto 20 years before being entrusted with the position of Mustardeer

The Mustardeer plied his trade to the village for over fifty years, producing mustard of the highest quality

Mustardeer by Vauxhall Burgundy September 14, 2008

Mustarded Erdogan 

1 -- N. A turkish guy or girl that took a hurtful cock in the ass.
2 -- N. A turkish guy that you made dumbass.

Julian said me : "I sold him a flower pot for 50 dollars. He's so a mustarded Erdogan !"

"Oh yes !! Make me become a mustarded Erdogan !! Yesss !!

Mustarded Erdogan by Kazraël November 26, 2016

muntarded

a cross between munted and retarded.

"err, that kid over there is majorly muntarded!"
"WHAT A MUNTARD! YOU'RE THE BIGGEST MUNTARD I'VE EVER SEEN!"

muntarded by livv November 20, 2007

mostarded 

adj. - the furthest degree of retardation.

Some of your ideas are plain dumb, but that has to be the mostarded thing you've ever said.

mostarded by JP November 8, 2003