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A murder that is so drawn out and painful that it takes the length of The Lord of the Rings trilogy
Dave: Did you hear about Joe?
Brad: No, what happened to him?
Dave: I heard that he was Murdored last night. I feel awful thinking about what he went through.
Murdor by Thin White Duke October 26, 2016
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Mordor button 

The button or switch that you use to call nurses and doctors, usually located behind your hospital bed. Because it takes "one ring to bring them all".
Looks like I'm gonna have to use the Mordor button now---damn glucose IV line keeps on coming out of my arm!
Mordor button by pentozali October 2, 2007
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The Deepest Depression Ever; a mental or emotional breakdown.
I've been to Mordor Over 30 Times!!!! & Came back to tell the tale!!!! I am a Survivor!!!!
Mordor by Starchylde December 24, 2014

murdercube 

A sculpture of decommissioned guns bundled together with a wider exhibit which includes anti-gun multimedia projections, a list of victims of gun violence and a set of whiteboards for patrons to leave comments, it is also worshipped as the embodiment of violence and bloodshed. The name "murdercube" was placed on it by the 4chan weapons' board /k/ and generally written murder/k/ube.
"Did you go see the murdercube?"

"It's in Canada, right?"

"Yeah. I went and wrote AVE NEX ALEA SALUTO NEX ALEA on the whiteboard."

"Next to all that libshit?"

"Of course."
murdercube by aelaxeneva November 17, 2013

explanation is joke murder 

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.
I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

murderclown 

See: Doug Ford, Ontario, Canada
Doug Ford is a murderclown.
Murderclown alert!
murderclown by darkpenguin_efb March 27, 2021

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers 

fucking emo assholes that team up in mm2 and the one that is murderer kills everyone else but their dumbass team, or they fucking camp the gun until one of their teammates gets the gun because they're too scared to die.
Murder Mystery 2 Teamers just show off their shitty emotes and knives
Murder Mystery 2 Teamers by mvyb October 8, 2020
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