Murdorf 

Extremely shallow. A Murdorf is someone who knows nothing else but media propoganda about how people should all be perfect like in the magazines. Murdorfs dont realize or dont care that everyone in magazines have been touched up on photoshop and are just insecure. Murdorfs have little man syndrome and were probably picked on or raped in highschool. They are pethetic excuses for man. also murdorfs usualy marry hot wemon but in a year she has a baby an lets her self go. A murdorf in that case would ruin the relationship by cheating and after ruining a lifetime or relationships will usually die a fat alcoholic or taxi driver. A Shallow Dickface is very similar to a Murdorf. Murdorfs are the bitches that get raped in jail. murdorfs are the kind of sick twisted freaks that would have sex with their moms so their brothers are really their kids.

"Did you see that guy give oral to a Pidgeon? Yeah he just pulled a Murdorf."

"Ted just broke up with me"
"Why? I thought things were going great with you two."
"He said I was getting too fat. And if he was going to work hard on his body, he expected his girl to too."
"You only weigh 120 lbs and your 5'7" Jeez what a Murdorf."

Murdorf by Merfish July 19, 2011

William Murderface

The self-hating bass player from the band Dethklok. He plays a Gibson Thunderbird Studio 5-string and his bass playing is usually mixed out completely. He speaks with a heavy lisp.
Murderface's father killed his wife with a chainsaw before turning it upon himself in front of Murderface in a grisly murder-suicide when he was a baby. He also has an extreme hatred for Dr. Rockso.

William Murderface: "I woke up with a clown's hand in my pants. That's what I did today"

William Murderface by Krazy Riddens October 15, 2009

murderface

(v) To accomplish a task that would normally require hands with your penis, in the style of Dethklok bassist William Murderface... Murderface... Murderface

Hey, did you see him murderface that bass solo?!

murderface by Timmmaaaay January 21, 2008

Peruvian Murderfat

Fat harvested from tourists by Peruvian jungle gangs to be sold on the black market for cosmetic products. Allegedly goes for 60k a liter.

How do you keep you skin to look so youthful?
I only wash my body with authentic Peruvian murderfat.

Peruvian Murderfat by [COD] The Shiv November 20, 2009

murderfuck 

1. noun: A rape and murder committed essentially as part of a single criminal event

"She's Dead. They found her naked in a dumpster with a lot of semen in her vagina. Looks like another murderfuck."

murderfuck by Phil_INTJ December 7, 2006

Murdor 

A murder that is so drawn out and painful that it takes the length of The Lord of the Rings trilogy

Dave: Did you hear about Joe?
Brad: No, what happened to him?
Dave: I heard that he was Murdored last night. I feel awful thinking about what he went through.

Murdor by Thin White Duke October 26, 2016

Murderfacing it 

1) Playing the bass so low that you can rest the bottom on it on your sack.

2) Having your face shoved across concrete or the ground until your face is bloody and scraped.

1) Look that guy is Murderfacing it on the bass on stage.

2) He hit a bump, flew off his bike, and Murderfaced it for like 10 feet

Murderfacing it by Dr. Rockso February 25, 2008