Murdertry 

When you try do kill someone but don't succeed. Often used by foreign people who doesn't know the term "attempted murder"

*In supreme court*
The victim: Why you murdertry me?
The criminal: Because I was mad at you.
Judge Judy: I sentence you to life in prison for murdertry. *Drops the mic*

Murdertry by MayaLN January 18, 2018

aks murderer 

Someone who repeatedly butchers the English language by mis-pronouncing "ask" as "aks"

Guy walks up to a store clerk: "I went down to the men's department to aks where the kicks were but he said to aks another associate so I'm aksing you."

Store clerk: What was it you wanted to ASK me?

Guy: "Where the shoes at?"

Store clerk:"2nd floor against the back wall."

Guy:"Aight"

Store clerk (thinking to self):"What a fucking aks murderer."

aks murderer by Ben Chott July 22, 2009

murderers' row 

A term initially used to describe the devastatingly effective batting line up of the 1927 New York Yankees; now the phrase is commonly used more broadly to refer to any particularly successful and/or powerful group of people.

At the charity auction, Robert De Niro, Meryl Streep, Anthony Hopkins, and Jack Nicholson were all sitting at the same table. It was a veritable murderers' row of incredible actors.

murderers' row by PurpleMint November 30, 2010

cat murderer 

One who slays many pussies; a libertine.

Pussy McGee: "Man, that dude crushes more snatch than a Guy Ritchie hater."
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Yeah, he's a real cat murderer."

cat murderer by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

vibe murderer

A person who actively seeks an atmosphere with good vibes and says something negative or complains thus murdering the once good vibes in that room

Person A: I'm having a jolly time!
Person B: I hope there isn't a vibe murderer lurking around.

vibe murderer by hunnydew May 30, 2020

worderer (as in word murderer)

(noun) A mindless, thoughtless piece of shit who has no regard for the English language and demonstrates it frequently by leaving off modifiers such as adverbs and other word endings rendering them incomplete in an effort to sound cool or "hip". Worderer also applies to assholes who misuse or substitute and replace words that sound similar, also known as 'Bunkerisms' as in Archie Bunker from the 1970s CBS hit sitcom.

Example 1
Steve: Hey man, did you see the meteor shower last night?
John: No. I slept through it.
Steve: That's too bad. It was incred, Bro; beyond spectac. The whole show was a real sight to behold. Quite invig. Don't I speak like a douche?
John: Why, yes you do! You're such a worderer (as in word murderer).

Example 2
When the man in the restaurant began to choke, AnnaMaria shouted, "Does anyone know the Heineken remover?"

worderer (as in word murderer) by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 23, 2015

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face! by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021