"it's fun, wear a helmet, and expect to have insurance and fly with a wing, not to mention a prayer, because there may be precarious movement in motion and...that's all"
"Joe, thought he was the mantill he popped a wheelie on his murdercycle, ended up in the air, flipping over, and slurping up concrete...at least that's what he found out when he made it through the accident"
" I love the wind in my face, hair, and looks I get on my murdercycle as I like to call it, because deep inside I know, I can drive this upwards of 100 mpgs...but on a hairpin turn, it might all be over."
a motorized, 2-wheeled, heavily armed and armored personal transport; complete with powerful laser guns, an impressive satellite navigation system, complete bulletproofing, and the necessacery self-destruct sequencing system.
People: uh oh a murdercycle, run away before it shootsus with its lazers!!!