Baked Hoe

A person (often a girl) who sucks dick and smokes weed at the same time.

Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: Daaamn! We were baked like a cake and she started sucking my dick.
Person 1: While you guys were smoking?
Person 2: Yeeeaaah!!!
Person 1: That's a baked hoe you got there! Lucky!!!

by MayaLN January 18, 2018

Despdabbing

When you're desperate to impress people so you dab. People often do it do impress teens and kids in desperation.

Everyone is quiet and awkward
Dad: Sooooooo *Starts to dab simultaneously*
Child: Dad! Stop despdabbing!!!

Dad: Okidolido

by MayaLN January 18, 2018

Memöner

A swedish meme, simple as that.

Person 1: OMG kolla på denna! Jag skrattar ihjäl mig!!! (OMG look at this one! I'm laughing myself to death!!!)
Person 2: Hahahahahahha (laughing)
Person 1: Detta är den fucking bästa memönen jag sett i hela mitt liv! (This is the fucking best memöner i've ever seen in my life)
Person 2: Visa mig fler memöner. (Show me some more memöners.)

by MayaLN January 18, 2018

Coffaine

A cup of coffee sprinkled with cocaine.

Person: Just had a coffaine to start the day!

by MayaLN January 18, 2018

Baking a hoe

When you try to get a girl to suck your dick while high. Trying to make her a baked hoe.

Person 1: Bro, this chick just don't want to give me BJ.
Person 2: Why you trynna do that shit? Stop baking a hoe, man!
Person 1: I just need love <3

by MayaLN January 18, 2018

Murdertry

When you try do kill someone but don't succeed. Often used by foreign people who doesn't know the term "attempted murder"

*In supreme court*
The victim: Why you murdertry me?
The criminal: Because I was mad at you.
Judge Judy: I sentence you to life in prison for murdertry. *Drops the mic*

by MayaLN January 18, 2018