Murbed

making a mistake. See also: fucked, messed.

Jay- "How'd your date go?"
Ryan- "Not good, I really murbed it up by taking my dick out prematurely."
Jay- "You're such a murby."

by stillagmenfan October 11, 2017

Murb

(adj.) Gloomy, downcast, miserable.

"Sorry I'm not coming out tonight, I'm just feeling a bit murb."

"That deep-sea fish looks really murb doesn't it"

by PQleyR July 22, 2016

Murb

A girl that you spend your time with on couple beach and when she says 'I think we should break up' you say 'I know'

"you know that girl Murb" "yeah Zhen is smashing that"

by ZHEMURB March 18, 2019

murb

(slang) To masturbate

I can't hang out tonight. I'm going home to murb. Sorry guys.

by ch0desmuggler December 07, 2006

Murb

The MURB is given to someone who someone who is a stupid ass and a gay ass person.

OMG zhen stop being such a murb

by fhf9ud9uf4 March 04, 2019

murb

Another word for "man boobs"

Man look at that fat guy! Hes got some huge murbs!

by Chuckles November 24, 2004

murb

1. name given to congrove's mullet by a student with the code name "jake". murb has magical powers, usually triggered by congrove's lack of masculine testosterone or by a large amount of marijuana during the school day (which ironically makes murb powerless against the murbuhtrons, who hate murb and want him to die). some of these powers include:
a)talking to everybody except those not named congrove
b)spying on the murbuhtrons to find out their next move in chess
c)transforming into congrove's toy poodle
2. a name you can call any duesche bag on the street

1. jake:congrove, is it in 3 fourthes scale or 4 fourthes scale?
congrove:just a minute(puts hand to ear,touching his mullet).....3 fourthes
WHAT ACTUAlLY HAPPENED
jake:congrove, is it in 3 fourthes scale or 4 fourthes scale?
congrove:just a minute(puts hand to ear,touching his mullet)
murb:its okay congrove, make it 3 fourthes
congrove:3 fourthes
2. oh, look at congrove, he's such a murb.

by wet biscuit mcglee July 31, 2008