Murfed

To be extremely intoxicated, especially when very drunk or very stoned.

"Man, I am murfed right now."

"We got so murfed last night, we didn't know what was going on."

by Kid Kitten February 1, 2009

Murfed

The act of using alcohol and/or other drugs to get a female (or in some cases a male) very, very drunk. Then getting them into a room alone, with their pants off, ready to have sex- and not having sex with them.

dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?

other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.

dude: oh come on what happened

other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!

by ijustwreckedyou1423 May 9, 2011

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Murfed

It is the act of putting your mouth over someones nose, then blowing. Usually, it is a joke, or prank, on someone when they think you are going to make out with them.

I thought you were going to make out with me, and then you just murfed me! That was awful!

by Bretford January 26, 2011

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