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The act of using alcohol and/or other drugs to get a female (or in some cases a male) very, very drunk. Then getting them into a room alone, with their pants off, ready to have sex- and not having sex with them.
dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?
other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.
dude: oh come on what happened
other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!
other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.
dude: oh come on what happened
other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!
by ijustwreckedyou1423 June 3, 2011
Get the Murfed mug.It is the act of putting your mouth over someones nose, then blowing. Usually, it is a joke, or prank, on someone when they think you are going to make out with them.
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Get the murfed up mug.(Adj./ state of being) The physical and mental condition of an individual the morning after he/she has partied and/or partook in drug use and has had little to no sleep the previous night.
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Get the murfed out mug.When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.
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