matte

a great dude who is super funny. likes memes and his friends. gives good advice about guys and is always there

you should be more like matte

by asm August 16, 2017

matte

a short bitch ass mexican who smells of body odor. really sucks at softball. he flexes nuts often because he hasn't got any. never gets laid. virgin ... i believe so. he is the 1st man to actually cock block himself! need i say more about this pathetic excuse of a man. if he doesn't kill himself, he will more than likely die alone and be forgotten because nobody notices him in the first place. he drives a pussy ass hyundai.

Man did you see that guy that shit his pants?? He is such a Matte!

by Puddintain Rascoli November 22, 2011

matt on matt

When Matt finds Matt sexual (AKA Matt the animated character)

Damn Matt on Matt action is great!

by Ariana Riverlyn October 9, 2017

A Matt

Describing a bad/clueless player that thinks they're doing good, even though they are completely useless.

"WOW you are such a matt"

by DisDaSing December 25, 2011

to matt

to be god on the outside but a five year old on the inside

The verb to matt; Matthew Daddario matts when he's being silly.

by lolurnotmattdaddario April 1, 2017

Matte

Usually used to describe a makeup color. Matte being no shimmer, flat.

I wanted to get this matte brown eye shadow but all they had was shimmer.

by Mister Potato Head July 30, 2010

Matt

The one guy from Wii Sports nobody can beat.

Friend: I was playing Wii Sports and I decided to try boxing with Matt.
Me: How did that go?
Friend: I lost.

by orion_is_pronounced_oh_ryan February 13, 2019