munker

Anything small or mini.

That chinchilla is so small, it's a munker.

munker by Jessi Mosley August 11, 2006

munker

A cross between a man-cave and a bunker, the purpose of which is to allow the male ego to survive and flourish amidst nuclear war, biological attack, and artillery bombardments. Must be well-stocked with cold beer, sports memorabelia, flatscreen TV, and pre-recorded sports games from the past 10 years.

As the ground rattled around him, Jacob took comfort in a frosty brew and the 2009 World Series replay, knowing that he would be safe from all enemy attacks in his well-fortified munker.

munker by Chips Gearhard December 22, 2010

chunker munker 

a state of being when one feels shapely, not obese or fat, just a little chunky. munker should be stated with eyebrow emphasis. the state of chunker munker usually comes about after excessive eating or alcohol consumption.

i was such a chunker munker today because i dipped my hersheys bar into a jar of peanut butter

i can't wear that shirt tonight because i had so much cheesey bread and now i feel like a chunker munker

chunker munker by xodeliciousbabygurlxo March 22, 2009

Dick Munker 

A person who compulsively Jerks off with fervor, has white knuckles from inner tension, and tends to be slathered or heavily encrusted in Gobs of Man Milk.

These people resemble the lesser primates, usually with a penis always at hand, And have The propensity to Bogart All the eats.

"Fuck you, Dick Munker!"

Dick Munker by Spotted Sea Cow April 12, 2005

minni munker 

n.

your ass. Created by being confused with "money maker".

Shake yo' minni munker!

minni munker by Pretty Emily August 2, 2004

Cock Munker 

when said person is being an absolute pussy but also likes giving head

you absolute cock munker!

Cock Munker by Someone_Unworthy February 15, 2021

fudge munker 

Another word for Fudge Monkey.

Wow, you really are a fudge munker.

fudge munker by Danielle May 3, 2004