That chinchilla is so small, it's a munker.
by Jessi Mosley August 10, 2006
A cross between a man-cave and a bunker, the purpose of which is to allow the male ego to survive and flourish amidst nuclear war, biological attack, and artillery bombardments. Must be well-stocked with cold beer, sports memorabelia, flatscreen TV, and pre-recorded sports games from the past 10 years.
As the ground rattled around him, Jacob took comfort in a frosty brew and the 2009 World Series replay, knowing that he would be safe from all enemy attacks in his well-fortified munker.
by Chips Gearhard December 21, 2010
"I'm sorry sir, but your car is completely munkered!"
by Dave, Carey, and Dan October 18, 2007
a state of being when one feels shapely, not obese or fat, just a little chunky. munker should be stated with eyebrow emphasis. the state of chunker munker usually comes about after excessive eating or alcohol consumption.
i was such a chunker munker today because i dipped my hersheys bar into a jar of peanut butter
i can't wear that shirt tonight because i had so much cheesey bread and now i feel like a chunker munker
i can't wear that shirt tonight because i had so much cheesey bread and now i feel like a chunker munker
by xodeliciousbabygurlxo March 23, 2009
A person who compulsively Jerks off with fervor, has white knuckles from inner tension, and tends to be slathered or heavily encrusted in Gobs of Man Milk.
These people resemble the lesser primates, usually with a penis always at hand, And have The propensity to Bogart All the eats.
These people resemble the lesser primates, usually with a penis always at hand, And have The propensity to Bogart All the eats.
"Fuck you, Dick Munker!"
by Spotted Sea Cow April 13, 2005
by Pretty Emily August 2, 2004
by Someone_Unworthy February 16, 2021