munkered

Seriously messed up, broken, or damaged as if fuckered by monkeys.

"I'm sorry sir, but your car is completely munkered!"

by Dave, Carey, and Dan January 4, 2009

Munkered

Being extremely hungry

Bruv I am munkered right not

by Ig=jake_0701 June 9, 2019

Munkered

When someone drinks WAY too much and loses the ability to form coherent sentences.

Person 1: how munkered are we getting tonight?
Person 2: were gonna be munkered in the bunker!

by Beau Begley April 8, 2025

munzered

To be a a chronic one upper

I was telling my friend that I was having a bad day but he munzered me by telling me his dog died!

by Citozki October 31, 2013

Menkered

Sudden, partially expected discovery of trickery often uncovered by surprise or event

Comic: I was told I was going to feature here tonight

Club Manager: I have no idea who you are, you got Menkered

by Wasted Gas Money January 13, 2013

muntered

Inebriated, intoxicated or otherwise chemically inconvenienced. Often associated with the consumption of Ecstasy/MDMA, moreso in combination with other intoxicants

"Last night? Can't remember a thing. I was totally muntered!"

by Hamst0r August 6, 2003

Muntered

A person who has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or recreational drugs. Sometimes exhibiting unwelcome behaviour. Often associated with punk or anarchist subcultures. See Munter

1. Dave is so fucking muntered! We should put him in the recovery position.
2. Im going to get totally muntered on ketamine this weekend.

by Alex Cabb December 3, 2010