Mungied

offensive slang. 1 : thoroughly confused, disordered, or damaged. 2 : intoxicated from drugs or alcohol.

Last night I got mungied

by Mungied June 25, 2019

Mundied

Used to describe the state of having one of your Tweets replied to by a user with 6 or 7 Tweets of his or her own.

Named in honor of Twitterer Justin Mundie, whose proclivity toward verbose replies spread over several Tweets led to the coining of the term.

Also forms the basis for the "reverse Mundie"

Me: "Woah, Phil, have you seen your list of @ replies?!? That Justin guy really went to town replying to your statement about taxes!"

Phil: "Yeah, I totally got Mundied on that one."

by gregkb April 15, 2010

Mundied

When you’re out on the town emptying five litre jugs of beer into your throat hole to the point of total oblivion and you become relegated to an evening of being flaccid from the neck down.

Laser beam vomiting and impromptu scuba diving experiences often go hand in hand with being Mundied.

“Boys! I’ve got a pocket full of ponies but no chance of a stallion in my pants! I’m absolutely Mundied!”

by DarmoSalarmo July 25, 2019

Mungled

Getting absolutely out of your mind, usually on ellicit substances or booze.

"Man, you look mungled"
"Well I have done 5 pills"

by Mungled December 12, 2009

mungidemic

An occurrence in which there is a tremendous breakout in mungings in a city or metropolis. Causes of mungidemics can range from a fad in which it is cool to mung, a food recommendation made by a well-known chef such as Martha Stewart, or simply a large influx of communism. Effects of mungidemics are empty cemeteries, and empty morgues. Fewer funerals (as bodies are just munged instead of buried then dug up), and in some instances empty nursing homes. Overall there is a massive downturn in the population of people over the age of 60.

"Anaheim used to be such a nice place, until they had that mungidemic and they started munging their elderly to save money on funeral costs."

by JuFu March 31, 2009

mungiejumping

This is a mung assualt that should only be attempted by professionals. This takes a great deal of preparation and safety measures. Helmet is recommended while attempting this highflying munging attack. This is where a munger either jumps from a high structure, preferably a bridge, and strategically places the victim on a surface where this fantastic feat can be accomplished. One will then strap on the mungie cords and propell him or herself over the edge towards the tasty victim's rotten, but scrumptious vagina. Your partner will hold the victim prior to the moment of impact. Once the impact is inevitable, your partner will place his/her mouth over the waiting vagina. POW!!! Taste your sweet success and have fun while doing it.

1. Sorry mom, I can't go to my little brother's baseball game, I had a prior engagement to go mungie jumping with Tommy.

2. I went to Johnny's funeral. He died from a horrific mungiejumping accident. (he was not wearing a helmet)

by John and Kyle May 23, 2006

mungie cake

A mungie cake is a derogotory term that Canadians of European descent use to describe:

1. Canadians of mixed ethnic heritage who lack a single, pure ethnic identity

2. The first-generation born children of European-born parents who have completely assimilated or blended into the general cultural landscape of Canada.

Those unaware or so far removed from their European cultural and ethnic heritage are also referred to as a mungie or a caker for short.

The term is derived from the Italian word "manga" which denotes a "plain white sponge cake".

That guy is such an ignorant mungie cake.

That mungie cake wouldn't know good food if it hit him in the face.

by Hajduk October 22, 2007